All categories - 8 March 2007

Why are pirates, pirates?
Cause they Arrrrrrrrrrrrr...

How did the koala die?
It fell out of a tree!

How did the second koala die?
The first koala fell on it!

How did the third koala die?
He thought it was a trend.

How did the ant die?
It had a fridge tied to its leg!

How did the kangaroo die?
Three koalas and a fridge fell on it!

What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderware!

Why did the policeman stay in bed? He was an undercover cop!

why did the math book cry? because he had too many problems

2007-03-08 13:09:26 · 15 answers · asked by cowsmoo10 3 in Jokes & Riddles

It goes, "You ring my be-eh-ell, ring my bell"

2007-03-08 13:09:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

OR do you think that there is just a social trend towards accepting it more and therefore, it just SEEMS like there are more gay people when there have really been the same amount all along? DO you think there were just as many gay people in the MIddle Ages (whether people ADMITTED they were gay or not) as there are now?

2007-03-08 13:09:24 · 25 answers · asked by princesspie 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

In your opinion what is the most important event in history? By History I mean anytime, not just the history of the United States. The most developed, in depth answer will get 10 pts.

2007-03-08 13:09:18 · 8 answers · asked by Entrepreneur 3 in History

Sanjaya sucks sooo hard but keeps making it through?? My theory is that even though he can't sing, millions of teenage girls are flocking to their phones each week and voting for him, because he's "Cute". Who thinks they need to be banned from voting, until he's off the show?

2007-03-08 13:09:14 · 6 answers · asked by Dani 7 in Television

From questions on depression and its sequel, I answered some but some queries still pour in for practical advice or even doubts regarding how to cope with it or what to do. I've been touched and unhappy once I know some did unthinkable crimes even to his family members from local or national news reports. Such depressive minds need tactful care and advice as well as professional consultation and medication. Would it be better for us to help those in need, say, by means of this great web site or some means of "social literacy"?. Your response and ideas are appreciated, thanks.

2007-03-08 13:09:09 · 10 answers · asked by Arigato ne 5 in Mental Health

http://medsocial.com/blog.aspx?blogaction=viewblog&show=292

Story that says so

2007-03-08 13:09:06 · 12 answers · asked by Adam G 1 in Injuries

What is the meaning of "aether" ?

Thanks in advance.

2007-03-08 13:09:02 · 12 answers · asked by browneyedgirl90 3 in Languages

2007-03-08 13:08:59 · 7 answers · asked by zen2bop 6 in Singles & Dating

I have been taking piano for eight years so that is the thing that is most important to me. However, I believe it is great to always have a sport. I have been taking swim but it just hasn't been very fun, and I would like to switch. Karate is something I would like to switch to, but I do not want to hurt my fingers. Will it hurt my fingers very often? I know finger injuries are hard to avoid but I do not want them to happen very often. Also, what are some pros and cons to karate that I can tell my parents to convince them that I truly want to switch?

2007-03-08 13:08:55 · 16 answers · asked by rclucky6 2 in Martial Arts

I live in up state n,y and I have a carbon fiber hood for my car. they seem fragile to me.

2007-03-08 13:08:53 · 2 answers · asked by waveman86 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

i really want to learn dances, but if i do, then i'll have to start from the beginner course, but i don't want that to happen.

2007-03-08 13:08:51 · 8 answers · asked by rpeazy_5 1 in Dancing

2007-03-08 13:08:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Then I can divorce him and get half of his points!!!
arent I brilliant?? =P

2007-03-08 13:08:50 · 23 answers · asked by ~♥Jade♥~ 7 in Polls & Surveys

THE LEAK: Your opinion.

NO. Bush did not know anything about the leak beforehand.

YES: Bush did know about the leak, and approved it.

2007-03-08 13:08:49 · 28 answers · asked by Lou B 4 in Politics

I want to start a publishing company that will translate and publish foreign books. How can I get the rights from the publishers in order to publish the books in my country? What are the most frequent terms of such an agreement?

2007-03-08 13:08:47 · 2 answers · asked by taxfisk 1 in Books & Authors

2007-03-08 13:08:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

I want to become a cpa (certified public accountant) i was just wondering is it hard? How long is the schooling and what are some good schools for accounting in the united states. what do they make per year? any additional information is greatly apprieciated. Thanks sooooooooooooooooo much.
Brit

2007-03-08 13:08:41 · 6 answers · asked by britt w 2 in Careers & Employment

1. how did he die?
2. did anyone see his video of brendas got a bayby? wat do u thnk of it?
3. in that video was that his kid he was holding?
4. who was the prostitute slain?
5. who died in the end of the video and how?
i really didnt understand the video that much.

2007-03-08 13:08:38 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-08 13:08:38 · 6 answers · asked by princess 1 in History

I deal with many "personalities" in a day, so why is it that people have to be so rude when you ask them if you need help or if you say hello to them or just don't answer you at all? Why is it they can't watch their children while they are causing demolition to the products and display items? Do they think we are their personal shoppers or babysitters? Why do they feel the need to drop the food they are eating on the floor and not be nice enough to pick it up? I am not a maid. The last time I checked, I put my pants on the same way they do. I would just love one day to say what I feel to the rotten so and sos of the world. Wouldn't you? THOSE OF YOU WHO TREAT RETAIL PERSONS POORLY(AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) WHY NOT TRY TO BE NICE FOR ONCE?

2007-03-08 13:08:35 · 15 answers · asked by hazeleyedbeauty1967 6 in Etiquette

I have a 'unique' relationship with my fiance. I allow him to 'cheat' as much as he wants, and do whatever 'sexual' activity he wants with other girls. My friends all say that since we're engaged, I shouldn't allow this anymore. But we've had our relationship the same way since we first started dating, almost two years ago. I feel that, if he's going to cheat, a) I'd rather know about it, and b) As long as I'm the girl he's socially with, what's the big deal? Am I the only girl who feels this way, or has this type of relationship?

2007-03-08 13:08:34 · 4 answers · asked by xletxmexgox 1 in Singles & Dating

My ex and I have been appart 4 1 month but are still in love. .
he got realy mad wen I was huging wid another guy. .
so he said we are done and got realy mad!
do I go after him and folow my heart or sit here and let my love go?

2007-03-08 13:08:31 · 5 answers · asked by Bianca P 1 in Singles & Dating

3AgNO3 + Na3PO4 --> Ag3PO4 + 3NaNO3

Silver nitrate and sodium phosphate are reacted in equal amounds of 200 grams each. How many grams of silver phosphate are produced?

Hmuch of the excess reagent in that problem is left?



Please show work.

2007-03-08 13:08:28 · 1 answers · asked by Chaotic 1 in Chemistry

would you kick me in the balls?

2007-03-08 13:08:26 · 2 answers · asked by ¥ºu® ∑ø®§† N¡gh†må®e 1 in Polls & Surveys

We drove to memphis to get this scope, spent around 600 dollars for it. Got it home tonight and he looked through it and there appears to be something inside the lens. Just a threadlike black squiggly line in the upper left quadrant. This couldn't be a crack!! And how could something have gotten inside the scope? We don't understand. What should we do, and can this be fixed?

2007-03-08 13:08:26 · 5 answers · asked by Postal_Wife 1 in Hunting

OMG....who here is just as surprised as I was by the vote tonight? You teens need to quit voting for Sanjaya just because you think he is cute...he is a HORRIBLE singer! Sundance was by far a better singer, and i'm so sorry he is out of the competition! I hope he gets a record deal, i'd definately buy one of his records!

2007-03-08 13:08:25 · 17 answers · asked by atlantagal 5 in Television

Why do so many males mistreat females?I don't see how they can be doing that. I'm not like that I see the bueaty they have. They are very unfair alot of the Time and don't really care about their feelings when Dating. Surely the world would be a better place if all the males started showing the respect the girls deserve.

2007-03-08 13:08:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Would you leave if after 16 years they had gained about 20 pounds? What if it was more? Would you still be into that person?

2007-03-08 13:08:14 · 44 answers · asked by Teslajuliet 4 in Polls & Surveys

He looks to be playing good but I don't know exactly what Mangers look for in players is he in or out?

2007-03-08 13:08:08 · 7 answers · asked by John E Brown 2 in Baseball