lame, random and useless jokes!?

Question

Why are pirates, pirates?
Cause they Arrrrrrrrrrrrr...

How did the koala die?
It fell out of a tree!

How did the second koala die?
The first koala fell on it!

How did the third koala die?
He thought it was a trend.

How did the ant die?
It had a fridge tied to its leg!

How did the kangaroo die?
Three koalas and a fridge fell on it!

What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderware!

Why did the policeman stay in bed? He was an undercover cop!

why did the math book cry? because he had too many problems

Answer 1

the math book one was worth a chuckle
thanks

Answer 2

Lol i enjoyed the koala jokes... here are some of my elephant jokes which are equally lame.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephant come up over the hill?
Look at the elephant come over the hill?
What did Tarzan say when the elephant came over the hill with dark sunglasses?
Nothing, he couldn't recognize it witht he glasses on.
Whats the difference between an elephant and a grape?
A grape is purple.
What did Jane say when she saw the elephant come from over the hill?
Hey look at the grape, (she was colorblind).

Answer 3

wow...not funny but interesting

heres mine. its soo stupid!:
Spells That Really Work!

Spell to Get Measles
1. Find someone who has measles.
2. Lick them.

Spell to Turn Day Into Night
1) Stand facing a large tree or wall.
2) Close eyes tightly.
3) Keeping eyes closed, run straight ahead as fast as you can.

Spell to Breathe Under-Water
1) Attach concrete block to your feet.
2) Jump into water.
3) Breathe normally and sing the tune to "Flipper".
4) Takes about 5 minutes for lungs to adjust.

Spell to Commune With Pink Elephants
1) Pour glass of vodka or alcoholic drink of choice.
2) Drink.
3) Repeat steps 1-3.

Spell to Attract Lightning
1) Cover yourself in metal: jewellery, chains, golf clubs,
nails, nuts & bolts, hub-caps, etc.
2) Go out into a thunderstorm and hold a long TV antenna high
in the air.
3) Wait.

Spell to Stop a Runny Nose
1. Get two cotton balls.
2. Shove one up each nostril.
3. Tape them there.

Spell to Make a Person fall in Love with You
1. Call person at least thirty times a day.
2. Park outside their house and shut your headlights off.
3. Leave sweet tokens on doorstep (i.e.-roses without petals,
a nice headless Barbie doll...)
4. Follow them everywhere they go--careful, they'll try to
lose you!
5. Don't worry if they get that silly restraining order, that
means the spell is working!

Spell to Make Your Computer Fast
1. Open Window.
2. Throw Computer out window. (If the computer hit ground
really fast, the spell worked.)

Spell to Save on Gas
1. Cut holes in floorboards of car.
2. Remove shoes.
3. While still seated, pedal feet really fast.
4. Scream "Yabba Dabba Do!"
Optional: Invite passengers to join in the fun!

A Spell to Go to the Bathroom
1) Drink so much water that you think you will burst.
2) Drink another glass anyway.
3) Wait ten minutes, then guzzle a can of Pepsi.
4) Repeat step 3 as often as desired to increase the spell's
effect.

Alternate Spell to Go to the Bathroom
1. Eat a bushel of prunes.
2. Take a dose of Exlax.
3. Wait. Stay close to the bathroom!

Answer 4

LOL!! Liked the koala ones.

Answer 5

Silly but funny ones. Good jokes! 9/10 to all!

Answer 6

What is little Annie short for?


Cuz shes got little legs!

Haha funny lame jokes.

Answer 7

ha lol
heres 1 of mine:
One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!''
''No. You had your chance.''
A minute later the boy screamed ''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?''
''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.''
''Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?'

Answer 8

The policeman one was good

Answer 9

hee hee
those are the funniest sillies jokes i've ever heard. lol

Answer 10

why is six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine!