All categories - 5 March 2007

2007-03-05 01:43:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." He sighs.
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"We'll put all the Frosties back in the box!!"

i think i live up to my name LOKI lord of mischeif!!!!!!!

2007-03-05 01:43:05 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I like sportier looking bikes. The only problem is that we are only allowed 250 cc for the first year.

If you make a suggestion, could you please advise why? Also, could you please comment on the costs of repairs and maintaining bikes?

2007-03-05 01:43:00 · 7 answers · asked by Jeremy D 5 in Motorcycles

Yes I know it's wrong. But what my real question is, what if I don't care and just do it, would God make me divorce my wife. But for a person who is already a non Christian to a Christian the person is adviced not to divorced his wife. But what if the person is a Christian and then marry a non Believer, then how? How big a sin is it to marry a non Christian? I haven't started dating the girl in specific though I love her so much and I know she likes me. I haven't started anything though tempted. I want answers from real Christians. Those that believe in the Holy Spirit for their guidance on Earth.

2007-03-05 01:42:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-05 01:42:54 · 2 answers · asked by gabster 1 in Engineering

Hello I am producing like 2 or 3 oz from my right breast but probably a few drops on my left breast ever since I got mastitis. I am trying to pump using the medena every two hrs and nothing is coming out will I get milk out soon

2007-03-05 01:42:43 · 4 answers · asked by sux 2 in Newborn & Baby

Does anyone know of a place where I could find images of the complete 2001 Graffiti collection? I can find a few but I'd like to see the whole genuine (so no replica's, knock-offs or fakes) collection that was sold in Vuitton boutiques.

2007-03-05 01:42:36 · 4 answers · asked by Elle Dee 3 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-03-05 01:42:35 · 1 answers · asked by Amanda P 2 in Other - Business & Finance

What file name??

2007-03-05 01:42:33 · 2 answers · asked by mp3 2 in Other - Computers

Hell no I just could not do with not taking no shower for a month thats just plan out nasty.

2007-03-05 01:42:29 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

I was told that this is slightly big for a baby who still has 3 weeks left to go, and my fiance and I were both only 7 lbs at birth. I am jjust wondering if any of you have had very inaccurate ultrasound weight estimates! Thanks!

2007-03-05 01:42:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

How do I treat my acne and still be able to fight signs of aging. when i use even oil free moisturizers i get very very oily skin. Help Me. :( Thanks

2007-03-05 01:42:27 · 10 answers · asked by babygirl 4 in Makeup

please prove this one...tnx

2007-03-05 01:42:27 · 2 answers · asked by alex g 1 in Mathematics

2007-03-05 01:42:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

in another catagory a guy asked, if everyone had to swap bodies, with their ethnic, religious etc opposite for a week do you think it would change peoples behaviour or would they revert to any previous inhospitable behaviour? sorry i dont know how to paste the link thing, i thought this was brilliant. i like to think i'm open minded but this did make me think

2007-03-05 01:42:15 · 15 answers · asked by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 in Polls & Surveys

its really low, and i have no idea what so ever on how to bring it up.

2007-03-05 01:42:13 · 2 answers · asked by Christina G ♥ 3 in Video & Online Games

2007-03-05 01:42:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Buying & Selling

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In December 2005, Judge John E. Jones ruled that teaching Intelligent Design was teaching a religious doctrine and therefore violates the constitutional ban on the state establishment of religion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitzmiller_v._Dover_Area_School_District

Now that Intelligent Design can no longer constitutionally be taught in public schools, what will be Creationists next strategy to counter the teaching of evolution?

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2007-03-05 01:42:07 · 9 answers · asked by NHBaritone 7 in Religion & Spirituality

k...heres the deal...my father took off when i was a baby..we always knew he was in florida, and now that my mom is all over the news "magically" he comes out of the woodwork to talk to the papers(article below)... then he can't even admit that he's my father...i have struggled with abandanment and everything else due to him, and thought that i had done well in therapy, but now i am completely unraveling...due to the fact that my mom is all over the news, i absolutly cannot contact the newspaper, not that i even think those vultures would help me...i know that theres public records and all that, that i can look into, but i dont even know where to begin...please help me, i feel like i'm crumbling to pieces with whats going on with my mom, and now that my dad is back on my mind, i need to find him. thanks in advance.
'S&M' MARRIAGE FROM HELL
'DOMINATRIX'S' EX ADMITS HE WAS ABUSIVE DRUNK
By JENNIFER FERMINO and LORENA MONGELLI
BUSINESS IN A BIND: Sandra Chemero (above) ran an S&M brothel in this Bedford mansion, cops say. Her ex says she wasn't into kinky stuff during their marriage.
March 5, 2007 -- Years before she allegedly began using whips and chains on eager clients of her S&M business, kinky Westchester mansion mistress Sandra Chemero endured the real thing in five stormy years of wedlock, her ex-husband admitted yesterday.

Christopher Chemero, 52, owned up to being "somewhat abusive" during their marriage, which lasted from 1979 to 1984.

He was nonetheless shocked to learn of his ex's arrest on a prostitution charge and her efforts to earn a living off S&M sex games, which, he insisted, played no role in their marriage.

"I wasn't into that . . I'm really surprised to hear that about Sandy," Christopher Chemero told The Post at his home in Daytona Beach, Fla.

The marriage was the first for both. Sandra was 18 and Christopher was 24.

Christopher, who is now single, said he was an alcohol abuser when he wed, although she "wasn't much of a drinker."

He said he gave up drinking long ago.

He said he hasn't heard from his ex in more than 20 years and, "I really don't know what's going on in her life."

"It was a vicious breakup," Christopher said.

Although divorce records say the couple had two children, "I'm not sure one of them is mine," he said.

"I could never say for sure if she cheated on me."

Christopher Chemero said he lives off disability payments, and is waiting for heart bypass surgery.

"The men in my family don't live very long," he said.

Meanwhile, Bedford cops pressed ahead with their investigation yesterday as a woman who used Sandra Chemero's rented house as a place to sell makeup and clothing to cross-dressing men said the accused madam had a female partner in the S&M business several months ago.

After an argument with Sandra, the other woman moved out of the house in September, the makeup artist said.

Asked if a second woman was involved, Bedford Police Lt. Robert Mazurak replied: "I'm not going to say no, but I don't want to mislead you . . . It's under investigation."

Sandra Chemero, 46, is the only person charged thus far, and police have said that they believed she was working alone.

The makeup artist also said she believed Sandra had a boyfriend from Manhattan who worked on Wall Street. But that could not be immediately confirmed.

A number of Westchester County men are named in Sandra Chemero's records, Mazurak said.

"We are continuing to investigate. Where it's going to end, I don't know," he said.

Sandra Chemero, who is free on bail, was nowhere to be found yesterday.

She's due in Bedford town court next week to answer misdemeanor charges of prostitution and possession of a stun gun.

The rabbinical school that owns the $3 million home has evicted Sandra under a clause in her lease barring illegal activity.

Her Web site advertised the "century-old stately manner" as "The Sovereign Estate," describing it as a "female-led household, headed by an elegant, attractive dominant woman."

Additional reporting by Patrick White and Bill Sanderson

jennifer.fermino@nypost.com

2007-03-05 01:42:03 · 3 answers · asked by stephaniech24 3 in Family

ok, so no one has given me a straight foward answer....all i want is to know how to buy F-IN music with your iTune card. Its tells you to go to the place and click on this thing and then your done but that doesn't work. It says you have to have an account and to have an account you have to have a credit card????? is that true?!?!?!?!? PLEASE SOMEONE HELP

2007-03-05 01:42:02 · 1 answers · asked by Lulu 1 in Music & Music Players

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UouMFyx65fo

2007-03-05 01:41:58 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Media & Journalism

April has Easter
May has Mothers Day, Memorial day
Which one will have the best deals.
Is there a way to find out what the deals will look like in these months?

2007-03-05 01:41:58 · 4 answers · asked by TD 3 in Buying & Selling

Isn't it the dumbest thing you can hear someone say? I mean, they're just repeating the propaganda from their church and trying to deflect the bad PR that religion has been getting lately!

Ignacio

2007-03-05 01:41:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What if a person does not believe in God? Should an employer push their religious believes?

2007-03-05 01:41:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Corporations

I have a guy who I have had a relationship with for 6 years on and off. We started dating young and took time to experience life but we always get back together.
He is now in his stage of partying and drinking and going out and I no longer have that interest.
I love him. We have both done of fair share of dirt and hurting each other.

Is this normal?
He goes out,has tons of friends, meets girls. I used to but no longer do. I still have friends and I still go out every now and then.

I am ready to grow up and be in a commited relationship I THINK...
But I don't think he is. We love each other so much...I dont think I can see my life with out him in it. But I am not going to be happy with someone who parties all the time and hangs out with chicks.

Anyone ever had a similar relationship like this?

His mom told me a long time ago, give him time, he will straighten up.

I am thinking about letting him go completely - to show him he will miss me, but I am scared of losing him

2007-03-05 01:41:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

are the people who do the sign language on some programmes getting bigger?! What's the point if we cant see what the hell's going on anyway?!

2007-03-05 01:41:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I wanted the 12.00$ starter kit not the 74.00$ all at one time

2007-03-05 01:41:40 · 2 answers · asked by lois d 1 in Personal Finance

2007-03-05 01:41:40 · 6 answers · asked by burn23hall 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-05 01:41:38 · 5 answers · asked by cubbyvanderbur 1 in Other - United States