The Blonde Joke to end all Blonde Jokes.?

Question

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." He sighs.
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"We'll put all the Frosties back in the box!!"

i think i live up to my name LOKI lord of mischeif!!!!!!!

think there must be a blonde not liking this joke so many thumbs down shame on them

Answer 1

ha ha ha, that's a really good one.

Answer 2

P M S L 10/10 x

Answer 3

Got a better one!

Two blondes walking down the street. One spots a compact on the sidewalk, picks it up and looks into the mirror.

She says, "Hey, I think I know this person!"

The other takes the compact, looks into the mirror and says, "Of course you do, dummy, that's me!"

Or this one:

A blonde and a brunette inherit their grandfather's Texas cattle ranch. Both are from the city and know nothing about ranching, but decide to try their hand at it. After a few months, the brunette tells the blond, "We are running low on cattle. We need to find a way of getting more calves. We have to buy a bull." The two gather up all the money that they have and put it on the table. There is only $1,000.00. The brunette suggests that she go to California to buy a bull from a breeder. She tells the blonde that if she can find a bull, she will send a telegram letting her know and that she should bring the truck with the livestock trailer.

The brunette goes to California and finds a breeder who has a bull for $999.00. Though it is practically all she has, she agrees to buy the bull since it is the best offer she can get. She takes her one dollar in change and heads for the telegraph office. The guy at the counter tells her that it will be $1.00 per word. She explains the situation to him, and he feels sorry for her, but he cannot do anything about it. Looking down at the dollar bill in her hand, she sighs and goes outside to think about what to do She returns and tell the guy she wants to send the telegram. He gets out the form and asks what she wants to say. She says, "Comfortable." He looks quizically at her and asks how she thinks that will work. "Easy", she says, "my sister is blonde, she'll read it real slow!"

Answer 4

humorous! I even have one too.... A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "hey! Wanna hear a blonde humorous tale?" The bar immediately turns into actual quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "until now you tell that humorous tale, you could desire to understand something." "The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and that i'm a 6' tall, 2 hundred pound blond with a black belt in karate. what's extra, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He keeps, "The fella on your real is blond, 6'5" and pushing 3 hundred pounds, and he's a wrestler. think of approximately it heavily, Mister. you nonetheless wanna tell that humorous tale?" The blind guy says, "Nah! no longer if i'm gonna could desire to describe it 5 situations."

Answer 5

lol best blonde joke i ever heard. i got good one though.
4 blondes are stuck on the side of a cliff, a bruenette comes along and tells them to climb up. they all think this is such a good idea that they all start clapping.

Answer 6

its an oldie but goodie lol 9/10 thumbs up mate

Answer 7

that a good 1 x

Answer 8

Lol, that's pretty funny, but I don't know if it's the funniest blonde joke ever. 8/10

Answer 9

lol!love it! a blonde crowd is trying to prove that blondes aren't dumb so they ask a brown haired man to test them.He calls forward a small blonde girl and asks her "what is 2+2?"she pauses and then says "5?" the man shakes his head but the crowd shouts "give her another try!" so he looks at the little girl and asks her again "what is 2+2?" she thinks and then says "3?" the mans shakes his head but again the crowd shouts "give her another try!" he sighs and says "ok last try, what is 2+2?" the little girl says "4?" the blonde crowd shouts "give her another try!"

Answer 10

LOL - you are naughty, teasing all the blondies.

But as Dolly Parton once said - "I don't mind dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not actually dumb. And I know I'm not actually blonde!".

Answer 11

I've heard it before, except they used david and victoria beckham as the boyfriend and girlfriend.