All categories - 3 March 2007

1. Nuts! My shaft is bent.

2. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. Look at the size of his putter.

5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

6. Mind if I join your threesome?

7. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

10. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.

2007-03-03 19:54:56 · 11 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

just want to start learning soon

2007-03-03 19:54:44 · 10 answers · asked by Lucy K 1 in Languages

hey i have a 15 month old baby and i was wondering what are the best family dogs

2007-03-03 19:54:35 · 20 answers · asked by carlamacreadie 2 in Dogs

2007-03-03 19:54:28 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3 in Religion & Spirituality

i want nano physics dealing with engineering studies

2007-03-03 19:54:28 · 4 answers · asked by parthiban p 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-03-03 19:54:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-03 19:54:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

BTW: how do you pronounce his name??

2007-03-03 19:54:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I need to replace a knock sensor on the car to have it inspected. It keeps giving a OBD2 error code of: Knock Sensor 2 Circuit Low Input (Bank 2)

2007-03-03 19:54:08 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chevrolet

Hi all,
I am not coping well at the moment. It all first started when I found out I was not pregnant yesterday. I was very teary all last night trying to take it all in. By this morning I had gotton over it and went out for lunch with my boyfriend and his parents but got home and I had made a decicion I am not going to worry about getting pregnant anymore if it happens it happens. I told this to my boyfriend but i think he took it as I never want to have kids. As I wanted to tell everyone else I dont want kids to stop them from talking to me about the subject. He snaped a little at me and again for the last few hours I have not been able to pick myself up and be happy like I normally am . I feel like I have no energy and I just want to curl up in a ball and lock myself away from the real world. Life doesnt make sence anymore im so confused. And as you all can probly tell this is not a question really. What it is just needing some comfort from peole to let me know it is all ok I guess.

2007-03-03 19:54:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

"evolution" is just a theory (meaning it is made up). I can hold the Bible in my hand and therefore it is a fact. What is the difficulty?

2007-03-03 19:54:03 · 20 answers · asked by Lisa Chosen 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I need to learn a few major foreign languages. Probably, Chinese, French, German and Spanish. Maybe even a few other ones. What would be the easiest way to learn these? What are my options? If i were to go to a school for it- Which one in the US? Maybe Lord Fairfax?

I have a hard time with comprehension, so i know its going to be kinda hard, so i need to know what would be my best bet.
The only thing i can come up with is:
Tapes
Online class with headset
Small classes somewhere
Small college
Community college

Im going to be applying for an airline, so i dont really want to do tapes, because i wont look as good.

If you can elaborate on any of my options please do so.. Thanks

2007-03-03 19:54:01 · 5 answers · asked by face:face 1 in Languages

I absolutely hate them!!

Is there anything I can eat or drink that will ease the pain?

2007-03-03 19:53:58 · 11 answers · asked by I'm not a Gypsy!! 2 in Dental

all those little apocalypses in your inner world?

2007-03-03 19:53:57 · 11 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-03 19:53:51 · 2 answers · asked by assemane abi 1 in Genealogy

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t115/chicketybabe_1235_/PICT0036.jpg It is heaps dark but from what you can see, do you like me?? Am I hot?? Coz I want a boyfriend. Thank you

2007-03-03 19:53:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

The motel takes up an entire block, it is located on Mandalay Ave and the perpendicular streets that surround it are Amber St and Baymont St.

2007-03-03 19:53:47 · 1 answers · asked by redsab 1 in Other - United States

2007-03-03 19:53:46 · 2 answers · asked by burcin . 1 in Drawing & Illustration

Do the Vedas, Upanishads, Old Testament, any religious compendium or any other treatise or text lay any norms for awarding punishment? Does Chanakya's works throw detailed light on the matter?

2007-03-03 19:53:43 · 3 answers · asked by Vasudevan K 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-03 19:53:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

lets talk about the rude guest, you all know who i mean the ones that show up after audit and want extra this and that, well i just had one come in who threatened my job (which i will never lose i'm loved here) and said i will never work again because they had a 6pm hold on their reservation, here's the question if you could talk back to a customer with out worring about what will be done to you what exacttly would you tell them?

2007-03-03 19:53:27 · 2 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hi, I'm bored again. Time to play a game :P

This is to Atheists, but if you're not one and want to join too then be my guest.

Anyways, for the sake of the game let's just say God exists for a second.

So here's how it is:

God loves everyone, and now you're finally meet God.

and you'll say "If you loved me, *sniff*, then why did you......."

Complete the blank with the most soap opera-ish line possible. Most creative wins best answer.

Good luck.

2007-03-03 19:53:15 · 7 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-03 19:53:13 · 5 answers · asked by durga k 1 in Languages

Do you have some nice spanish songs that you love listening to? I sincerely hope you will introduce to me as I'm into spanish but I'm not sure what are some of the nice songs. I know ricky martin has a lot of spanish songs, but I'm not sure whether they are nice or not. The only spanish song I like is True by Ryan Cabrera. Please help me people, I would really appreciate it, gracias amigos

2007-03-03 19:53:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

my best friend came over to my place and told me did it with a guy and i asked her if she's taking birth control and she said yes and then she said that she cant remeber if she took hers today and she said he did wear a comdom but then i told her comdoms r not 100% and birth control r not 100% so may have got pregnant and she is only 16 how long does she have to wait until she find out if she is pregnant?

2007-03-03 19:53:09 · 6 answers · asked by samantha14_mama 1 in Pregnancy

Multiply, using the vertical method. (m + 3n)(m^2 - 3mn + 9n^2)

2007-03-03 19:53:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

I Hope such a great man has somebody who mourns his passing!
Check out his filmography...

2007-03-03 19:52:54 · 1 answers · asked by redman 5 in Celebrities

2007-03-03 19:52:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I have this friend since high school, she is partially blind, we get alomg fine except that she is a very needy person. At first, I feel pity for her so I helped her in most everything but later I realize that she has become too dependent on me. She uses her disabilty to gain sympathy and an excuse of why she can't do this and that when I know she can be better if she just try hard enough. I understand her limitations but she does not make any effort to help herself. I'm almost too tired of her because she expect to take more than to give. How can I tell her about all thses nicely without breaking her spirits and breaking our friendship? How can I help her be not more of a needy person?

2007-03-03 19:52:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends