1. Nuts! My shaft is bent.
2. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. Look at the size of his putter.
5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
6. Mind if I join your threesome?
7. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
10. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
2007-03-03 19:54:56 · 11 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'd love to play around with you, baby
If your ball drops you've got the golden touch
If you miss the hole first time, try a slower stroke
Is that a shaft in your hand or are you just ready to hit it off?
Hard strokes can be ball busters..
Wet balls are harder to get into the hole.
Keep your grip soft to stop reduce pulls.
Four....................... skins are the easiest way to win bets
Can I stroke your ball after the second hole is reached?
Hookers prefer white balls .
A stiff shaft can eliminate the urge to swing a lot.
Swingers are grinners.
Tiger likes to swing both ways..
Old golfers can't get it up fast and hard anymore.
Women golfers can have hole problems when it's wet.
2007-03-03 20:33:54 · answer #1 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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1. Nuts! My shaft is bent.
2. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. Look at the size of his putter.
5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
6. Mind if I join your threesome?
7. Stand with your back turned and...
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2016-04-03 08:04:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't play golf.....but that was funny.
2007-03-03 20:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by vanpandy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
but you for got
have you seen are balls
and
boy is it wet in that hole
and
take down the flag I'm gonna put er in
lol all good :)
2007-03-03 20:37:26 · answer #6 · answered by twocenst 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I've never thiyght of themlike that. lol
2007-03-03 21:35:45 · answer #7 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...
Really funny...a bit naughty too..
2007-03-03 21:31:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah! Naughty, naughty! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs. Have a great Sunday!
2007-03-04 01:39:16 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha, those are funny.
2007-03-03 20:10:42 · answer #10 · answered by Crissy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋