Atheists soap opera?

Question

Hi, I'm bored again. Time to play a game :P

This is to Atheists, but if you're not one and want to join too then be my guest.

Anyways, for the sake of the game let's just say God exists for a second.

So here's how it is:

God loves everyone, and now you're finally meet God.

and you'll say "If you loved me, *sniff*, then why did you......."

Complete the blank with the most soap opera-ish line possible. Most creative wins best answer.

Good luck.

I'll pass.

I'm not a Christian, why do you generalize? :)

Answer 1

"...create such idiot followers"

Answer 2

"not give me faster than light titanium toes?"

Let's play Christian soap opera:

Lets just say Thor exists for a second.

So here's how it is:

Thor wants to smash you into little bits for not doing enough good things.

You say "oh darn, I was too busy making stereotypes in Y!A to think about the fact that I'm propogating implicit associations and hatred of outgroups..."

now you try and talk your way out of what you have said.

Perhaps there is an innocent side to your game - I'd love to hear it.

Answer 3

*If* there were a "god", I wouldn't be contrite. I'd stand with my arms crossed and tell your mythical being, "You've got a lot to answer for," and then proceed to document "his" failings for the last 13 billion years.

Of course, atheists have been living in the real world and doing that to ignorant godbots for a long time, so we have plenty of practice.


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Answer 4

Ha ha ha.. snicker snicker... M.C. Hummer said Godbots... that's pretty funny...
But serously; I'm gonna change the channel now!

Answer 5

Give me artificial legs and real feet

Answer 6

No thanks, I detest soap operas, Doctor Pill, Aunt Opry, the Herald dohs and all that other afternoon TV crap.

Answer 7

... kill 230,000 people in a tsunami"