Or is this just a popular optional extra?
I thought I'd share this morning's episode with you...
I am currently decorating and am wearing a pair of old jeans and a T-shirt which are covered in paint splatters, polyfilla, woodstain etc. The front door opens into the hallway, which is stripped and bare, featuring newly white walls, a stepladder and assorted piles of decorators tape, sandpaper, spare roller sleeves, etc.
The two pillocks who have "come to share some thoughts" on my doorstep begin the conversation, "Sorry, have we go you out of bed?"
The conversation kind of goes downhill from there. It's a bit like watching Eurovision, talking to these people. You start off with good intentions of being respectful of other cultures whilst maintaining a healthy distance from the stupidity of it, but cannot help laughing at first, slipping into derision, then on to blatant sarcasm, before descending into a fury fuelled by rage because they won't shut up and go away.
2007-02-27
21:28:27
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