A lion stopped an okapi and demanded to know "Who is the King of the jungle?" The okapi at once replied "Why, you are, King lion." The lion stopped a monkey and demanded "who is the King of the jungle?" The monkey said "You are of course, King lion." The lion went up to an elephant and said "Who is the king of the jungle?" The elephant shot out his trunk, grabbing the lion, smashed him into the dirt three times, banged the lion against a tree twice and tossed him twenty feet into the air to drop in the river. The bedraggled lion struggled to the bank, spat out a mouthful of water, looked over at the elephant. "Okay Jumbo- There's no need to flip, just 'cos you can't remember."
2007-02-25
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