A lion stopped an okapi and demanded to know "Who is the King of the jungle?" The okapi at once replied "Why, you are, King lion." The lion stopped a monkey and demanded "who is the King of the jungle?" The monkey said "You are of course, King lion." The lion went up to an elephant and said "Who is the king of the jungle?" The elephant shot out his trunk, grabbing the lion, smashed him into the dirt three times, banged the lion against a tree twice and tossed him twenty feet into the air to drop in the river. The bedraggled lion struggled to the bank, spat out a mouthful of water, looked over at the elephant. "Okay Jumbo- There's no need to flip, just 'cos you can't remember."
2007-02-25 01:08:04 · 13 answers · asked by poppy vox 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh i cant read all of that but hehe if its funny lolz
2007-02-25 01:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by § gαввαηα § 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loved it. 10/10
2007-02-25 01:33:46 · answer #2 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha "the phrase jumbo" made that joke even better 11/10
2007-02-25 01:13:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one... opps, am i supposed to creep for best answer like this other lot? ok, here goes...
Haha... omg... lmfao... 12/10...woo.. its they way u tell it... omg "jumbo"... i cant breath... i cant breath!
xxx HAVE A nice day xxx
2007-02-25 01:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol luvvin it! very very funny!!!
xxx have A NICE DAY xxx
just looked at what i typed there, pressed caps lock by accident but it looks ok!
2007-02-25 01:18:50 · answer #5 · answered by Nurse Nancy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep that was worth a chuckle
2007-02-25 01:31:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-25 02:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good. But where did you get it from?!?
2007-02-25 02:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good clean fun
2007-02-25 01:28:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2007-02-25 02:09:40 · answer #10 · answered by denny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋