All categories - 21 February 2007

Teacher : " Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."
One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again.
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Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, sametime
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.

2007-02-21 00:28:30 · 7 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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i need help to go to KL?

2007-02-21 00:28:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Malaysia

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Everytime i try downloading something or closing a window my system says " internet explorer encounted a prob"

Why is this?

2007-02-21 00:28:23 · 2 answers · asked by tunachunks199 1 in Other - Computers

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very serious question.?

does it mean that im not ready for sex, if i want to have the lights out, i am 29 and have not had sex yet, but am thinking of it, no lights can be on though, is this a bad thing

2007-02-21 00:28:11 · 30 answers · asked by jen 1 in Singles & Dating

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I am a Leo Woman who has just started dating a Leo Man?

Although we share the same birth date, he is 7 years older than me! We are both quite forceful characters, although he is more able than me to listen to others and accept their view points - Can it work?

2007-02-21 00:28:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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ive got 2 PI MPLES on my face.... shud i BU RST with a PE N... or a N EEDLE !!!??

huh ?

:)

2007-02-21 00:27:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do your pets moan for ages at the door while you are busy, then refuse to go out when you open it?

2007-02-21 00:27:45 · 10 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

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what wemon feel about other wemon who strip #2?

I am the one who wrote that first question on this topic...and for anyone wondering...NO I am not a stripper...lol!
I just wanted others opinions based on what the world thinks today. I didn't mean that it's ONLY the mans fault...but it's not like the dancer can choose who comes...that is up to the man or person. Also I highly agree with the woman who left the comment, who was a dancer herself...what she wrote makes a lot of since. I think it's about what the dancers goal is...and how she plans to present herself...weather it be slutty or just more along the lines of feeling comfortable to gain experience! I think girls who choose to do this, should really think it through and consider everything about it.
To the girl who criticized my spelling...I know what a red line under a word means....I obviously left it that way because it's how I wanted it! and thank you but...Who are you to judge lives that you know nothing about?

2007-02-21 00:27:41 · 6 answers · asked by RachelLeAnn 2 in Dancing

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ne new and good advice 4 a 1st time new mommy? nice answers only plzz! ne advice u wish u had when preg w/ #1?

please nice answers only!

2007-02-21 00:27:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

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please help my computer memory?

i usually have 10gb memory free i download movies and stuff from bitlord usually i put them on disk then delete them and my memory goes back to normal but recently after i have deleted them the memory dosent go down it stays as if there still there what should i do? thanks

2007-02-21 00:27:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

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Tony Blair will remove half of his troops from Iraq by year's end. Will this put more pressure on W. to do

the same? The war has never been popular in England. To many over there it is seen as Bush's war. The good news is, we still have over a hundred troops from Mongolia and Belize.

2007-02-21 00:27:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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It is a tumor-producing virus or other agent substance or organism?

what do call this?

2007-02-21 00:27:25 · 2 answers · asked by shanekeavy 5 in Other - Diseases

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Sex in the snow?

like I mean in the dark out in the back yard, anyone done that? Planning on giving it a try tonight lol

ANY IDEAS???

2007-02-21 00:27:19 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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Is skinny desirable?

I just want some *honest* opinions on skinny guys. I'm not looking for complements. Just in general. I'm 6'2, a 0/00 in Jr. Is skinny ok, gross. You know.. I get complements. I also get people looking at me funny. Like I'm going to collaps or something..
Thanks,
Robert

2007-02-21 00:27:12 · 7 answers · asked by welcomtomycrzylife 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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Expensive baby gift for a former coworker?

My husband recently bought a former coworker (a woman) a very expensive Tiffany rattle (man on the moon). I just can't seem to get over it. He never bought me anything like that or our son. He didn't even get me a gift for the hosptial when our son was born. I even wanted to get my sister the same rattle for her baby's dedication but he refused due to expense.

Now, he's bought this rattle for a coworker. And, I'm wounded. Am I right in being wounded or am I over reacting like he says. I don't fear an affair or anything - I just feel like he's saying she's better than me and our family. He says it's pregnancy hormones.

How can I make him understand?

2007-02-21 00:27:05 · 13 answers · asked by Baby #3 due 10/13/09 6 in Pregnancy

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Were the three parts of Lord of the Rings filmed at the same time? or was there a year seperating each part?

2007-02-21 00:27:04 · 7 answers · asked by sara_s 2 in Movies

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I am almost 35 weeks pregnant and am scared of stretch marks.?

I have asked alot of people and i keep on getting different answers. I allready have stretch marks on my legs but havent got them yet on my belly. My question is: Am i gonna get them after delivering or if i will get them the y wouold have appeared allready?
please let me know when they most appear and how to treat them if possible

2007-02-21 00:27:04 · 14 answers · asked by Diana G 1 in Pregnancy

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why was the US markets closed for the day 19 Feb 2007?

2007-02-21 00:27:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

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web designer,help needed,plzzzzzzz?

Hi,well where do i start,i'm looking for a web designer to design a site for me,i admit i hav'nt got a clue,yes i have looked at the make your own site's BUT i need help,no i'm not rich,yes i am willing to pay,so if you can help i would be very,very grateful..

2007-02-21 00:26:59 · 9 answers · asked by kimble 5 in Programming & Design

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Does anyone know me?

I'm nearly always on here and so you get certain people that you just remeber, that stick out, does anyone ever see me around lol, just wondring xx

2007-02-21 00:26:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Any oneknow what i can treat my dogs sticky eyes with until i get her to the vet?

I have a 4 month old boxer and she has some gunk in her eyes i called my vet and she cant get me in for 3 days, does anyone know of anything i can treat her with?

2007-02-21 00:26:49 · 6 answers · asked by jojo 2 in Dogs

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anna nicole smith?

what will happen if none of them guys are the father of the baby, were will she go or who will get custody of her?

2007-02-21 00:26:41 · 9 answers · asked by pennylch 1 in Other - News & Events

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Pls advice!!!!?

I have started discovering that the skin between my lower lip & chin is turning a little darker,,,,, i dont know what the reason is but i have started noticing this from almost a month..... Also my skin around lip-end is slightly darker,,,some1 had told me that this is due to the saliva that comes out from my mouth when i sleep at night....... Pls suggest how can i cure this before the problem becomes serious.......

2007-02-21 00:26:31 · 5 answers · asked by Tanya S 3 in Skin Conditions

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Who sings that annoying 'One More Time' song?

You know, the dance track, where the bloke sounds like he's hyperventilating through a synthesizer for 5 minutes. It strongly reminds me of Darth Vader on helium.

2007-02-21 00:26:21 · 12 answers · asked by Wildamberhoney 6 in Music

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more and more jokes?

As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom

2007-02-21 00:26:18 · 9 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Jokes & Riddles