Teacher : " Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible."
One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again.
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Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, sametime
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
2007-02-21 00:28:30 · 7 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2007-02-21 00:33:26 · answer #1 · answered by Abbey Road 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10 but ill give u a star
2007-02-21 08:35:29 · answer #2 · answered by nella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-21 08:38:28 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second one and the fourth one, but the rest are just OK
2007-02-21 08:40:35 · answer #4 · answered by metter_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-21 08:48:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, u again??????
goodgoodgood!!!!!!!
i like the 2nd one!!!!!!!!!
i wunder how many more uv sent.........
2007-02-21 08:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! very funny! Plus il give you a star if you give me best answer!((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;
2007-02-21 11:26:49 · answer #7 · answered by jugglingdud 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋