As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom
2007-02-21 00:26:18 · 9 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST
2007-02-21 00:30:12 · answer #1 · answered by nella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-21 00:39:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOod ones, yaar!
All wer soooooo gud! i cant tell u!
continue wit this jokeyness of urs!!!!!
2007-02-21 00:34:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. liked the first one best.
2007-02-24 20:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... I like those! They are too funny!!!
2007-02-21 00:31:16 · answer #5 · answered by metter_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL those were good
2007-02-21 00:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by Abbey Road 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great jokes
2007-02-21 01:46:19 · answer #7 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SOOOO FUNNY!!!
2007-02-21 00:51:15 · answer #8 · answered by †If he only knew† 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-21 00:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋