All categories - 5 February 2007

A man goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, doctor, I have a lettuce leaf hanging out of my bxm".

The doctor has a look and says "Don't worry. It's only the tip of the iceberg."

Brunette after sxx: "Oh that was great! Love you...wanna marry?"
Blonde after sxx: "Next!"

Redhead after sxx: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.

Two men were talking. One said: I'd love to be casseroled by a redhead.

"What's that mean?" his puzzled friend said, "Casseroled is a cooking term, meaning to be done slowly for a long time."

The first man shrugged. "Exactly." he replied.

Whenever John wanted to have sxx he would say to Mary "Lets do some laundry, honey".

Well one day Mary felt hxrny so she said to John "Honey, how about doing some laundry?"

John replied "No thanks honey, I only had a small load so I did it by hand.

2007-02-05 02:28:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-05 02:27:56 · 1 answers · asked by pookie 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-02-05 02:27:55 · 2 answers · asked by Please help 1 in Other - Health

2007-02-05 02:27:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What can I do? Is there a speakerphone that has this capability?

2007-02-05 02:27:53 · 2 answers · asked by Honey W 4 in Land Phones

2007-02-05 02:27:52 · 4 answers · asked by pnssv_p 1 in Physics

i want the song lyrics for ciara's new song PROMISE please help me find it i have been searching for days!!!!

2007-02-05 02:27:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

movie, food, drink,song, band, and actor/actress just anything thats your favorite write it down and post it here...

2007-02-05 02:27:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I would love to have a Troubadour to sing and play at my wedding while everyone is having cocktails, but I have no Idea where to find one in England! They don't seem to exist!
Does anyone have any ideas?

2007-02-05 02:27:37 · 4 answers · asked by fairyprincesscorinne 3 in Weddings

just wondering.

2007-02-05 02:27:35 · 5 answers · asked by dong weylong 2 in Celebrities

Everyone says "volunteer your time instead," but you only have so much of that, too. If you can't spare money, you probably also can't spare time from earning money for essentials. What other ideas do you have on how to help those in even worse situations than yourself?

2007-02-05 02:27:35 · 7 answers · asked by auntb93again 7 in Community Service

I mean that if there is any God or something like that; I want an explanation.

2007-02-05 02:27:33 · 56 answers · asked by cooooooool_vishaal 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-05 02:27:30 · 17 answers · asked by CHINKS 1 in Men's Health

I think i`m rhesus neg as i remember having to get an injection after having my son,what exactly does this mean?is this a rae bloodtype or something?

I don`t remember asking any questions as i was in a bit of a daze after going into very premature labour,just curious,thanx.

2007-02-05 02:27:24 · 12 answers · asked by onlyme 5 in Other - Health

I just meet this guy.He seems to be a nice person and I think I really like him.He wants to come see me this weekend and I dont know what to tell him.(PLEASE HELP)

2007-02-05 02:27:23 · 2 answers · asked by Layla sweet 1 in Singles & Dating

I have schizoid and I am drawn to Gnosticism are they somehow related?

2007-02-05 02:27:19 · 4 answers · asked by Assad 3 in Religion & Spirituality

My puppy is second in the house and although she has gone to the loo its not been half as much as our older one, she hasnt gone for the last five hours, im a little concerned. Any tips for helping her go??

2007-02-05 02:27:09 · 12 answers · asked by mrssteaders 1 in Dogs

Ok this is my first pregnancy and I was wondering if you get the epidural and when its time to push how will you know how to push if you can't feel anything? Also I was told that the nurses push on your stomach to get out blood clots or something of that nature and I heard it hurts bad. How long do the nurses do this? I have previously asked labor questions be4 but I am 37 weeks now and I am getting to that worried point cause it's almost the end for me. So if anyone could tell me anything about the questions I asked or about their labor experiences in general it would be a big help. Thanks.

2007-02-05 02:27:05 · 19 answers · asked by poetryprincess 3 in Pregnancy

2007-02-05 02:27:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Birds

2007-02-05 02:26:58 · 6 answers · asked by captain_11us 1 in Football (American)

Am 22 and had quite a few relationships in my past. Well for some reason whenever i get with someone it kinda goes wrong n f**ks up for whatever reason.. So come to the conclustion am happy being single
Well for the past mounth when ever i go out clubbing i always seem 2 get very very drunk an end up leaving with some random bloke..
Am safe and use controception, but iv never been like this before in my life and am just woundering why am randomly doin this..
Am not lookin for anything more than just the f**k and i no it sounds slaggish but i cant help doin it..
My friend is gettin worryed about me and i dont seem 2 see what the problem is.. Its just a bit of fun

2007-02-05 02:26:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-02-05 02:26:49 · 6 answers · asked by Christopher 1 in Wrestling

I asked her to roll over....and she started barking!

Is she taking this just a bit too far??

2007-02-05 02:26:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

The sexual innuendo in his performance was absolutely disgusting. I'm calling the FCC today, to complain.

2007-02-05 02:26:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

help please

2007-02-05 02:26:42 · 5 answers · asked by jeopardy 1 in Philosophy

it has alwyas been a train wreck,,breeding corruption and economic despotism

so why do people in Latin America still believe in it,,,,and why do crazy liberals over here believe in it

how do they get duped into this, it's not going to help any poor people

2007-02-05 02:26:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.

"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

The man quickly replies, "I have £1.50."

2007-02-05 02:26:41 · 11 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles