A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have £1.50."
2007-02-05 02:26:41 · 11 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny and something I might have to try but not in my local.
2007-02-05 02:35:43 · answer #1 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this joke about 10,000 times but it's still funny!!!!
2007-02-05 02:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg dat is da funniest bar joke i ever heard good job!!!lolzzzz
keep up your funny jokes!!theyre real funny!!lolzz
2007-02-05 03:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by sexy_latina_81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old one but good one gigi 8/10
2007-02-05 02:54:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2016-05-24 18:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was very funny m8
2007-02-05 02:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good lol
2007-02-05 04:27:23 · answer #7 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool darling
2007-02-05 02:38:47 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha . good 1 !!
2007-02-05 02:41:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever man...........hehehe
2007-02-05 02:28:54 · answer #10 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋