A man goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, doctor, I have a lettuce leaf hanging out of my bxm".
The doctor has a look and says "Don't worry. It's only the tip of the iceberg."
Brunette after sxx: "Oh that was great! Love you...wanna marry?"
Blonde after sxx: "Next!"
Redhead after sxx: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.
Two men were talking. One said: I'd love to be casseroled by a redhead.
"What's that mean?" his puzzled friend said, "Casseroled is a cooking term, meaning to be done slowly for a long time."
The first man shrugged. "Exactly." he replied.
Whenever John wanted to have sxx he would say to Mary "Lets do some laundry, honey".
Well one day Mary felt hxrny so she said to John "Honey, how about doing some laundry?"
John replied "No thanks honey, I only had a small load so I did it by hand.
2007-02-05 02:28:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here is one that is i told a lady in church who rudely asked me why i got divorced I looked her straight in the eye and said this and didnt crack a smile saluted and swaggered as i walked away;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
My husband and i got divorced for religious reasons ;
he thought he wasGod and I didnt ............
oh and this is a good one too.............
What is the defination of a trustworthy man?
A handcuffed one;;;;;;;;;;hehehehe
have a great day..]oh by the way i adore men too,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
2007-02-05 02:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by tennessee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 9/10!
2007-02-05 02:30:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good 1
2007-02-05 02:47:10 · answer #3 · answered by Mitch h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, keep em coming.
2007-02-05 02:34:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-05 02:33:15 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-05 02:38:17 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuckle chuckle :)
2007-02-05 02:33:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh..........hehehe
2007-02-05 02:31:19 · answer #8 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋