All categories - 1 February 2007

Poem for women

He didn't like the casserole,
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right,
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer,
I was looking for a clue;
Then I turned around and smacked him...
Like his Mother used to do.

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her brexst
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...

2007-02-01 01:25:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like and arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backword poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road; poultry in motion.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
He broke into song because he could not find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen the mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

2007-02-01 01:25:11 · 9 answers · asked by Duisend-poot 7 in Men's Health

I just started the lemonade detox, and I was wondering if anyone who had done it in the past knew if it was safe to continue taking my birth control prescription? The book never mentions prescriptions that I can find, just vitamins and supplements. Any ideas? Thanks so much!

2007-02-01 01:25:05 · 1 answers · asked by Legolas' Lover 5 in Diet & Fitness

I buy blue berries and eat them at my desk, can't be bothered to wash them, so eat them as they are - is this a big potential porblem>?

2007-02-01 01:25:01 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

i am trying to encourage my kids to have breakfast.. what makes a good breakfast... non - sweet please

i have 2 girls 11, 6, and boy 2

thanks

2007-02-01 01:24:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

cages,hotels any suggestions(yorkie terrier) huskie(40 pounds)

2007-02-01 01:24:50 · 9 answers · asked by holla 2 in Dogs

I had long thought Florence Nightingale was a sweet lady who assumed the role of a nurse to attend to the sick and needy.

I also thought she was only a subordinate working in some hospital in London.

I recently found out she was related to the "Charge of the Light Brigade". How could this be so? I thought "Charge of the Light Brigade" was only poetry!

2007-02-01 01:24:48 · 4 answers · asked by Sleuth! 3 in History

2007-02-01 01:24:43 · 24 answers · asked by mario 3 in Government

One of my friends broke up with his girlfriend 2 weeks ago. She wants to be back with him, but he says he is done with her and doesnt care if she goes out with anyone else. In the past week i have been talking to her a lot. I have known her for about 3 years now and i am falling for her. The only thing is she is so beautiful and has already had a bunch of guys hit on her, but she has turned them all down. I want to let her wait to get over him a little longer. But im afraid if i wait to long i will lose the chance. And how should i go about asking her and her not get mad at me and stop talking to me? What should i do?

2007-02-01 01:24:39 · 4 answers · asked by Oddlove 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-01 01:24:39 · 14 answers · asked by Daedalus 4 in Programming & Design

When i see around, i see everybody either falling in love or already in love??? But when i look at myself, there seems to be no love interest in my life... is it so difficult or is it only me??????

2007-02-01 01:24:38 · 27 answers · asked by rakshit 1 in Singles & Dating

I want to know what your most romantic moment was. (ex: first kiss, first date. u kno)

2007-02-01 01:24:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

We refer to the dates now as 350 B.C. (But that date -before the death of Christ - is in reference to an event that had not occurred at that time.) How did they refer to dates on a yearly basis if at all?

2007-02-01 01:24:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

1st class, priority, general ?

2007-02-01 01:24:32 · 1 answers · asked by mrskyesha 2 in United States

get money from government ?

2007-02-01 01:24:31 · 4 answers · asked by skys510 1 in Personal Finance

I'm between the Corolla or the Civic...Other than price and styling differences, is there really a negligible difference between these two vehicles, especially in terms of RELIABILITY?

2007-02-01 01:24:31 · 11 answers · asked by LG 1 in Buying & Selling

She buys her sisters clothing but she does not live with them? What would happen to her is she were audited?

2007-02-01 01:24:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States

Heat is a form of energy. we absorb heat from the food in refrigerator

2007-02-01 01:24:24 · 4 answers · asked by Somebody 2 in Engineering

Sure, the websites will post experiences, but do they only post the good experiences?

We are thinking about swapping our 2 bedroom condo in Bavaria, Germany with someone in Vancouver, B.C., but have not advertised on Craigslist yet.

2007-02-01 01:24:21 · 2 answers · asked by Learning is fun! 4 in Vancouver

Some people want to buy everything they see. It has become addiction, and needs to be checked.

2007-02-01 01:24:13 · 7 answers · asked by rugged 1 in Other - Business & Finance

I have been taking Phenteramine for the last 3 1/2 months. I had been on birth control until the last two weeks. My husband and I are wanting to have a baby sometime in the near future. Should I discontinue taking the Phenteramine immediately or can I wait until I find out I am pregnant if and when I do get pregnant?

2007-02-01 01:24:13 · 1 answers · asked by hotrodgirl1973 3 in Women's Health

Hello,guys ,I'm a foreigner who want to study in the American universities.My major is biomedical engineering.Can you tell me which school has this major ,admits the IELTS ,besides can provide scholarship?

2007-02-01 01:24:09 · 1 answers · asked by Eric 1 in Studying Abroad

What do you think?

2007-02-01 01:24:08 · 8 answers · asked by BaN 2 in Other - Society & Culture

I wanna go to the BDSM store but it is in da big city. Want me to pick you up anything?

2007-02-01 01:24:04 · 5 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

theres a movie coming out called "the worst actor and actress" whos the leading man and lady?

2007-02-01 01:24:03 · 1 answers · asked by lilmami8617 1 in Movies

well i asked the question what do u think if ur boyfriend an ur bestfriend are planning on getting a place 2gether ... well ... here it goes how would u feel if ur boyfriend broke up wit u for no reason ... an says that u were cheatin .. but u werent ... he told all his friends an now they are talking crap about u ... then a few days later ur bestfreind sends u a note saying IM DATING UR EX ! an she dont even like him in the 1st place. an now she is worried that she is gonna loose a friendship .... she wants me 2 forgive her .....
would u ?

2007-02-01 01:24:01 · 11 answers · asked by Dez DrOp DeAd 2 in Friends

Made a huge mistake due to many 1099's(whatever) mortgage interest forms. I file my 2006 taxes already electronically. I forgot to add one of the mortgage interest 1099 to my taxes. Is there anything I can do? Can I use it next year?

2007-02-01 01:24:00 · 4 answers · asked by doyle_cranburg 1 in United States

Can you put the 1099-R of 2005 into 2006? Thanks.

2007-02-01 01:24:00 · 5 answers · asked by www.usanetsol.com 3 in United States

...to get waxed and it wasnt until I got home that I realised the woman actually waxed off some of my skin! Why has this happened- did she do something wrong or is it just one of those things? I have been to her before and had no problems, but she didnt say anything about it at the time and today im in pain!

2007-02-01 01:23:59 · 9 answers · asked by Georgie 5 in Other - Beauty & Style