Poem for women
He didn't like the casserole,
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right,
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer,
I was looking for a clue;
Then I turned around and smacked him...
Like his Mother used to do.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her brexst
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow...
2007-02-01 01:25:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I blushed nearly all the way through that!!
LOl
Tink x
2007-02-01 02:07:09 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Admittedly seen before but long forgotten to the punch line. Still quite funny!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-01 02:12:49 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You redeemed yourself on the very last line! 8/10 for a slight snigger!
2007-02-01 02:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by wunceinawhile 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha...those were good...I'll give it a 7/10
2007-02-01 01:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!! I love the one with the cow
2007-02-01 01:38:52 · answer #5 · answered by Helena 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I loved your poem for women..that was great...very funny,
2007-02-01 01:37:25 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good
2007-02-01 01:33:55 · answer #7 · answered by SMB 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha great 10/10
2007-02-01 01:50:42 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent - loved them both.
2007-02-01 01:41:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont even know if the ending is like thaT
,.so you got ur experienced now,....
milking a cow?,....
funny...
2007-02-01 01:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by >() 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋