A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like and arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backword poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road; poultry in motion.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
He broke into song because he could not find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen the mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
2007-02-01 01:25:11 · 9 answers · asked by Duisend-poot 7 in Health ➔ Men's Health
I am a lover of words, yes, and I liked those offerings. Thank you.
2007-02-01 01:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lover Peaceful True Loyal Ambitious
2016-05-24 01:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.I would like to add a few!
Autobiography-A car's log book.
Adamant-The very first insect.
Absentee-A missing golf peg.
Barbecue-A wait at the hairdresser's.
Dilate-To live long.
Extradition-More maths homework.
Gross Ignorance-144 times worse than ordinary ignorance
Moonlighting-The sun's other job.
Nitrate-Rate of pay lower than day rate.
Parasites-Where you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist-A helper on a farm.
Stalemate-A husband who has lost his ardour.
2007-02-02 03:14:54 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes - quite clever. Pity you didn't take the trouble to put them in a better category - this is the place for questions about men's bits!
2007-02-01 02:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by wunceinawhile 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha.! :)
Het my dag opgehelder. Ek is mal oor woordspel(e).
PS Cheers v d 10 punte op jou laaste vraag.:)
PPs Hoe gaan dit met Londen? Is sy ok?
2007-02-02 18:05:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol, very good. did you write youself? if so, top marks =)
2007-02-01 01:30:15 · answer #6 · answered by Jim R 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Superb!
LOL LOL
2007-02-01 01:59:19 · answer #7 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lovely, made my day
2007-02-01 01:50:02 · answer #8 · answered by phidza 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very much appreciated. You made me smile.
2007-02-01 01:35:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋