A son asks his Dad the difference between "theoretically" and "realistically". Dad says that's hard, but i have an idea. Ask Mum if she would sleep with the milkman for £1 million. Mum says yes. Dad says now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the newspaper man for £2 million. Sister says yes. Well there you go son, that's your answer, theoretically we're sitting on £3 million, but realistically we're living with 2 slags!
2007-01-30
21:02:08
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