A son asks his Dad the difference between "theoretically" and "realistically". Dad says that's hard, but i have an idea. Ask Mum if she would sleep with the milkman for £1 million. Mum says yes. Dad says now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the newspaper man for £2 million. Sister says yes. Well there you go son, that's your answer, theoretically we're sitting on £3 million, but realistically we're living with 2 slags!
2007-01-30 21:02:08 · 17 answers · asked by Miss Tickle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
theoretically i was waiting for a crap joke as ive yet to find a funny one on here..... realistically i found it funny so have a star as its the only joke we have laughed at in the office.
2007-01-30 21:13:43 · answer #1 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
read it before miss tickle but still worth an answer and 9/10
2007-01-30 22:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny pmsl 10/10
2007-01-30 21:37:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny. And a very good point i say
2007-01-30 21:05:44 · answer #4 · answered by hayles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha yes it is funny, but not a sjoke i'd share with family!
2007-01-30 21:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by laydeeheartless 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's an olden but it's still funny!
2007-01-30 21:11:42 · answer #6 · answered by Dragon 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good, great answer to the boys question
2007-01-30 23:08:16 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny!!!! lol lol...10/10
2007-01-30 21:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have decided, and my decision is that it was funny.
2007-01-30 21:05:24 · answer #9 · answered by Tuco 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
comical not funny but it made me smile
2007-01-30 21:06:04 · answer #10 · answered by jcathy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋