All categories - 26 January 2007

1)wear clothes that will cover your chests, and everything
2)shave everywhere that you have hair on
3)WEAR A WIG OR SOMETHING ELSE TO COVER YOUR HAIR.
4)Wear a lot of make-up so that you will look more like a girl and no one won't know who you are.
5)If nessary,wear sunglasses and a scar to cover your face.
6)wear earrings,nail polish, and demand rings to looke more like a girl.
7)wear a bra with some thing beind the bra so that you will have a realistic breasts,make them as big as you want but not bigger and longer than your bra.
8)wear perfume or girl deodorant to smell more like a girl.
9)wax around your eyes so that your eyes will look more like a girl.
10)learn how to walk with high wheels so that you will walk more like a girl.
11)try to throw in your voice if your good at it,use a small voice changer machine,or don't talk much at all so that no one will know that you have a guys voices.
(This is a joke)If you have anymore, please let me know on your answers

2007-01-26 03:21:06 · 5 answers · asked by BullShit Man 2 in Jokes & Riddles

"Existing irrigation schemes have had significant, but unintended, consequences. Tanzania has suffered crippling electricity blackouts for months, as water once used to power hydroelectric plants is diverted to grow rice."

"Meanwhile, rivers that formerly filled their banks year-round have begun to dry up. Worse yet, rice yields are up only slightly, if at all."


http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5369441

2007-01-26 03:21:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-26 03:21:01 · 10 answers · asked by Os 2 in Other - Arts & Humanities

We recently aquired a Citroen BX -1992-petrol -auto choke.
It starts and ticks over ok. When driving for the first 2/3 miles it stutters and hesitates a number of times then seems to be ok after that. Anybody know why it would do this - any advice appreciated.

2007-01-26 03:21:00 · 9 answers · asked by hugbobs 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

Throw eggs at happy couple spy on my ex on his date..........help

2007-01-26 03:20:56 · 7 answers · asked by Graveyard Queen™ 4 in Valentine's Day

2007-01-26 03:20:55 · 1 answers · asked by ammar-TEH 1 in Internet

Does he respect Muslims? Jews? Puerto Ricans?

2007-01-26 03:20:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm very short (5'0"-5'1"), 16, weigh about 116, am in 2 sports a year, moderately strong, eat right (haven't had pop in forever) and would like to have defined abs (like a 6-pack...except maybe 4 cuz I'm a girl and yeah)

I know I have muscle, I can feel it. I would just like to have stronger looking abs. I do crunches every night (on average about 300 a day)


Any exercise suggestions?

2007-01-26 03:20:51 · 3 answers · asked by Hen*McJagger88556 2 in Diet & Fitness

I'm getting a kitten soon and I REALLY need help with how to take care of it!
how do you feed them? If the kitten is about one, one and half months old, how much milk do they need?
Potty training and all that?
PLEASE HELP!

2007-01-26 03:20:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

how much did it cost, and was it a lot in comparison to your budget?

2007-01-26 03:20:49 · 52 answers · asked by myfianceisamonkey 3 in Weddings

It seems easy enough to pull the old one out and drop the new one in, but i'm not sure about the wiring. I have replaced a few light switches, nothing more complicated than that.

2007-01-26 03:20:48 · 4 answers · asked by rip snort 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

...eat a booger.....

Well, she was making a sandwich, and she sneezed, a big slimy green one landed in her mayonaise...she put the sandwich together and took a bite before I could say anything....what should I do now?


what should I do?

2007-01-26 03:20:48 · 23 answers · asked by Turc 2 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-26 03:20:42 · 9 answers · asked by elvis332 2 in Other - Ireland

Well, when you pay that's like your vote for increasing their money making vote/rating and you realized that you're locked in.

2007-01-26 03:20:33 · 9 answers · asked by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 in Movies

2007-01-26 03:20:30 · 5 answers · asked by jennie_kath 1 in Television

i need to replace one tire on my car..the size is 255/35/20...anyone know where i can get a used one for cheap?

2007-01-26 03:20:22 · 10 answers · asked by boombai12 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

Can a person lead a fulfilling life without sex and are there any physical consequences of not having sex at all in adultery?

2007-01-26 03:20:22 · 16 answers · asked by selfish 2 in Psychology

he wanted to, I told him no 50 times
, he forgets what he said, and pees his pants.
What would you have done?
The guy was drunk.

2007-01-26 03:20:13 · 2 answers · asked by peter s 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I have tried eveything from ignoring her eating habits to begging her. Her younger sisters weigh more than she does and are always happy to snack/eat. She is otherwise healthy . If I say the sentance please eat one more time I am going to scream. Any suggestions??????

2007-01-26 03:20:12 · 23 answers · asked by mom3 1 in Grade-Schooler

2007-01-26 03:20:09 · 5 answers · asked by kaveki 1 in Environment

Someone told me club soda might work, but with no luck. I am stumped to find something. I dislike putting the plastic liners in the bottom of the sink, so this is the result.

2007-01-26 03:20:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

I want to know about culture diffrence...I am from Albania and this is my first time to USA. What do i have to be prepare of ...

2007-01-26 03:20:05 · 3 answers · asked by shefBledi 1 in Other - United States

Fair enough? God created all and we are at our current state due to evolution... (run with me here, O fellow Atheists)

That being the case, seeing as we have evolved to survive in our current environment, it MUST BE the same for Satan - in fact, He has had even more time to evolve and adapt to His surroundings than we have to ours.

That being the case, that means that Satan has adapted to the torturous heat of hell fire and brimstone, and he no longer suffers, right??? And, seeing as Satan is wanting us to be part of his army, is wanting us to be evil, then it is most likely that when I am cast into Hell, I will be welcomed, not tortured... So I cannot see Hell as a place of infinite torture - instead, I see it as a large party where every single "vice" is available for me to experience for eternity...

Yo fellow Atheists....once you bend their religion to your own self-serving needs (as they have), its pretty cool!! Come give it a try!!

2007-01-26 03:20:04 · 21 answers · asked by YDoncha_Blowme 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-26 03:19:58 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 03:19:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cell Phones & Plans

Is there an LD for not being able to identify parts of speech?

2007-01-26 03:19:54 · 5 answers · asked by DMS 2 in Special Education

2007-01-26 03:19:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

am I sure or not?

let me know that, pls!

tks!

2007-01-26 03:19:48 · 4 answers · asked by sir. Palatino 2 in Other - Education

using a high dosage of chemo on her,but it seems to be doing more harm than good. why are they using such high doses, she has sores in her mouth and arms if this normal and if it can not be seen by the naked eye why such high doses. i feel so bad for her she is only 45 years old. i could really use your help here ? the doctors seem to have no answers for her ?

2007-01-26 03:19:46 · 8 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Cancer