A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read
"Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have
certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
-- Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows
"Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with our 18-year-old pool boy. Being
the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate
the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Don't wait up."
2007-01-25
00:51:40
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