A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read
"Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have
certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
-- Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows
"Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with our 18-year-old pool boy. Being
the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate
the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Don't wait up."
2007-01-25 00:51:40 · 8 answers · asked by Rod Rod Go 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GO GIRLFRIEND. I LOVE THIS WIFE.
2007-01-25 01:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Smart wife! 10/10!
2007-01-25 08:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny 10/10
2007-01-25 13:00:57 · answer #3 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats really funny... had to read it twice though to get it.
2007-01-25 09:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by ski_mgf 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts funny
2007-01-25 08:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha.Very funny!!!!
2007-01-25 09:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by Cathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the question ?
2007-01-25 08:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BURN! lol....guess she came out on top....
2007-01-25 08:56:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋