The funnier - the better...
2007-01-25 00:50:46 · 7 answers · asked by l04i16 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No funnies...sorry
2007-01-25 00:53:32 · answer #1 · answered by King 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah I was hitchhiking one day when I was in the Army and the guy who gave me a ride said he was Mormon. He asked me," did you know god had a wife? And I said no, I didn't know that. What s her name? I asked. He told me "God didn't say because then people would take her name in vain as well". I got off at the next red light cause he put his arm on the top of the seat and brushed the back of my neck lightly.
When I was in college my team beat the other team during the College bowl when we knew who Joseph Smith was even though there were two Mormons on the other team. I am sure they knew; we were just faster hitting the buzzer!
2007-01-25 09:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was talking to some Mormon elders and they told me that I need to be blood atoned because I do not believe that the church is true. They were going to take me out and shoot me so that I could get salvation.
2007-01-27 08:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked the license tag that said
RULDS IM12
2007-01-28 18:45:52 · answer #4 · answered by mourning my dad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame question, seriously.
2007-01-27 12:30:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not joke about religion.There is a joke section on Y/A .
2007-01-25 08:54:43 · answer #6 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
this one time at Mormon camp...
2007-01-25 08:54:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋