Worried, she goes to the shop & buys a pregnancy kit. The test shows the girl is pregnant. Cursing & crying, the mum says "Who did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone & makes a call. 1/2 hour later, a Ferrari stops at their house & a mature, distinguished man with gray hair & impeccably dressed in an expensive suit, steps out of the car & enters the house. He sits in the living room with the three of them and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her due to my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a villa & a £1m bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be 2 factories & a £1m bank account. For twins, I will leave a factory & £500k each. However, if there is a miscarriage..."
At this point, the dad, who had remained silent all this time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder & says "You'll sleep with her again!!!"
2007-01-24
02:54:33
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