Worried, she goes to the shop & buys a pregnancy kit. The test shows the girl is pregnant. Cursing & crying, the mum says "Who did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone & makes a call. 1/2 hour later, a Ferrari stops at their house & a mature, distinguished man with gray hair & impeccably dressed in an expensive suit, steps out of the car & enters the house. He sits in the living room with the three of them and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her due to my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a villa & a £1m bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be 2 factories & a £1m bank account. For twins, I will leave a factory & £500k each. However, if there is a miscarriage..."
At this point, the dad, who had remained silent all this time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder & says "You'll sleep with her again!!!"
2007-01-24 02:54:33 · 14 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it.
2007-01-24 03:00:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2016-05-24 04:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's America for you, always looking for that quick cash in.
2007-01-24 06:54:48 · answer #3 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...
Poor gurl
2007-01-24 03:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha oo ya that was a good one lol =]
2007-01-24 03:52:19 · answer #5 · answered by blank 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha that is really cute
2007-01-24 03:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by NyNi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard that before
2007-01-24 03:03:01 · answer #7 · answered by G-i-r-l. 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh wow...lol, this is a cool one
2007-01-24 03:02:44 · answer #8 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, I'd take my chances.
2007-01-24 04:29:54 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe..her dad is so materialistic..lol
2007-01-24 03:52:04 · answer #10 · answered by JuNiPeR SixTeEn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋