All categories - 23 January 2007

At the exact same time there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth.

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.

The other is receiving orxl sxx from a 98 year old woman.

They are both thinking to themselves the exact same thing.

What are they both thinking?

Don’t look down!!

2007-01-23 23:32:10 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 23:31:55 · 9 answers · asked by Keep Learning 1 in Words & Wordplay

2007-01-23 23:31:54 · 14 answers · asked by missnikid 4 in Newborn & Baby

When I convert a Microsoft Word document to a PDF file on my PC (Windows XP Professional), on printing it out the header on each page, says "PDFmailer.com. Print and send PDF files as Emails with any application" etc. on a yellow band at the top of each page. Is there any way of overcoming this problem?

2007-01-23 23:31:52 · 5 answers · asked by ? 1 in Programming & Design

Am looking for a car breakers yard inscotland.We live in the highlands and are looking for a drivers door for a fiesta 1995 model.
Due to vandals who put wheelie bin through the windows and damaged the door....Any helpfull suggestions would be greatful...We have tried e-bay and the local ones but are having problems...Can you help....

2007-01-23 23:31:47 · 4 answers · asked by GRANDMA 3 in Other - Cars & Transportation

I'm often blue, but never sad,
Often red, but never mad.
I'm quoted though I've naught to say
Change my mind most every day.

2007-01-23 23:31:43 · 6 answers · asked by balderarrow 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 23:31:41 · 3 answers · asked by tapusu 1 in Philosophy

when i presss down on my nipple i can feel a bump and it hurts what is it

2007-01-23 23:31:41 · 5 answers · asked by biscuit064 1 in Other - Health

I AM HAVING PROBLEMS, I SWEAR AT MY MUM AND SOMETIMES GET TO A POINT WHERE I EXPLODE AND HIT HER. I AM 21 AND LIVE AT HOME, AND STUDY AT UNI. MY DAD IS KINDA LIKE THAT HE SWEARS AND WAS BROUGHT UP IN A LOW CLASS ENVOINRMENT BUT MY MUM WAS BROUGHT UP IN A HIGH CLASS ENVOIRNMENT. SHE TELLS ME SOMETHING LIKE BE A MAN AND STUFF AND IT GETS TO ME , SHE TELLS ME THINGS DOES NOT GIVE ME MY PRIVACY AND NEVER CAN SAY SORRY SHE IS STUBBORN BUT I DONT KNOW WHO THE PROBLEM IS. help please.

2007-01-23 23:31:33 · 6 answers · asked by GoodBoy 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Is it possible to use Yahoo Answers as a chatting or matchmaking/dating website? My cousin asked me to post this question. Even though I said it's no, she keeps forcing me to post this up.

2007-01-23 23:31:28 · 7 answers · asked by Sexy-HottieBabe 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-01-23 23:31:01 · 3 answers · asked by mrt t 1 in Security

I know its no ones business but her own,but what do you guys think about the fact that Kim is choosing to retire and leave the game of tennis forever so she can(in her own words)"get married,start a family,become a housewife,and look after him"? I think its possible for her to do both,and shes only 23 and in the prime of her career,but whatever floats her boat.

2007-01-23 23:30:54 · 9 answers · asked by Midnight Sun 2 in Tennis

2007-01-23 23:30:52 · 13 answers · asked by nancy_7c 1 in Politics

This is a midi file ripped from an old game converted to standard .mp3.

Everybody seems to think it is an 80's song, but no one can pull an artist or title. I figure Yahoo! answers is the best place to ask.

The file is hosted (by someone else) here: http://66.28.224.204/mp3/MUS00013.mp3

2007-01-23 23:30:30 · 7 answers · asked by STV0726 1 in Music

2007-01-23 23:30:26 · 4 answers · asked by boatingtich 1 in Internet

is luther or dionne??? i think its dionne but im not sure so please tell me and thanks

2007-01-23 23:30:08 · 2 answers · asked by ........ 4 in Music

2007-01-23 23:30:04 · 6 answers · asked by CURIOUSMO2006 4 in Singles & Dating

Recenly I put an ad in the paperto giveaway kittenss.Two people rang and arranged to view the kittens at certain times did not show up as expected.Do Yahoo Answerers think that viewers should at least have the common courtesy to ring and let the seller know that they are not coming?Twice I hung around home when I needed to go out.

2007-01-23 23:29:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

My flight lands in Barca but I'm renting a car and spending two days in Valencia. Other than the match between those two cities' football teams, I'd really appreciate any touristy and non-touristy things to do in the city (Valencia, that is). EXTRA POINTS FOR SPORTS ACTIVITIES (rock climbing, skydiving)!!

2007-01-23 23:29:50 · 2 answers · asked by Yankuta118 2 in Other - Spain

2007-01-23 23:29:42 · 21 answers · asked by worldiy wise 1 in Words & Wordplay

I work with many men, many live in different States. I have some questions regarding appropriate interactions with them as coworkers.

1) If a man asks you to give him a call when you get to his area and says we can go out, I'll show you around town". If I say okay will he assume that I am interested in him as more than friends/coworkers?

2) If a man is coming to town and he has never been in the area and asks you to show him around town, if you say yes does that mean that he will think you are interested in him romantically?

3) If you ask a man to come out with a bunch of coworkers that will be in town, does he think you are coming on to him?

2007-01-23 23:29:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

his eye protrudes and waters alot drs from the same group say there is nothing they can do just monitor him. this has to be painful and i want another opinion but do not know where to start

2007-01-23 23:29:14 · 2 answers · asked by jennifer g 1 in Grade-Schooler

2007-01-23 23:29:07 · 45 answers · asked by ankush s 1 in Friends

aviation related

2007-01-23 23:29:00 · 1 answers · asked by advaychoubey 1 in Other - Education

This open border has brought crores of Bangladeshis into this NE region and the local population has slowly become minority.And the political parties remain silent because they are largely dependent on minority votes.So the problem continues and a day will come in the next 20 years when this NE region will become another Palestine.And .........

2007-01-23 23:28:51 · 7 answers · asked by pranjal773 1 in Government

which one who you know as been dropped from their label would you say is the biggest flop

2007-01-23 23:28:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Can anyone tell me how to anti-differentiate a function with an absolute value in a definite range?
i.e. : Antidifferentiation of | x-3 | where the range is between -2 and 5....

2007-01-23 23:28:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

A man died and he went to heaven. In heaven there were very huge walls with millions of clocks attached on it. Sometimes a hand on a clock was moving a little bit.

The man called Saint Peter: "Mr. Peter, may I ask you a question... What are all these clocks doing here?"

Saint Peter: "Every time when a woman on earth wants to have sxx, the hand of her clock is moving a second."

Man: "So every woman has her own clock. But how are they organized?"

Saint Peter: "Over here we've got the Brunette-wall. Over there the black haired women-wall. And over there the blond-wall."

Man: "And what about a redhead-wall?"

Saint Peter: "Oh we use their clocks in the kitchen as a ventilator."

2007-01-23 23:28:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 23:28:13 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

... and, yes, she's a woman.

Given this.. Aren't women making stupid comments when they try to say Pelosi is hated simply because she's a woman.

Thatcher is very very much admired by history.

2007-01-23 23:28:08 · 3 answers · asked by david 2 in Politics