A man died and he went to heaven. In heaven there were very huge walls with millions of clocks attached on it. Sometimes a hand on a clock was moving a little bit.
The man called Saint Peter: "Mr. Peter, may I ask you a question... What are all these clocks doing here?"
Saint Peter: "Every time when a woman on earth wants to have sxx, the hand of her clock is moving a second."
Man: "So every woman has her own clock. But how are they organized?"
Saint Peter: "Over here we've got the Brunette-wall. Over there the black haired women-wall. And over there the blond-wall."
Man: "And what about a redhead-wall?"
Saint Peter: "Oh we use their clocks in the kitchen as a ventilator."
2007-01-23 23:28:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry legend but you know how it is women can't live with em
be queer without em
2007-01-23 23:35:04 · update #1
Oh my,
Tink
2007-01-24 07:48:38 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That's funny. Usually you hear blonde jokes but it's nice to hear a red head joke for once. Good Joke.
2007-01-23 23:32:51 · answer #2 · answered by none 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2016-03-29 00:04:04 · answer #3 · answered by Jean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I did laugh . Makes a change from all the Blondie jokes I hear . Yes I am a Blondie :)
Your wife was right it made me laugh :)
2007-01-23 23:32:45 · answer #4 · answered by scorpionbabe32 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny 9/10
2007-01-24 03:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That honestly made me think....at first I was like...NO WAY...but then...well lets just say that MY clock could probably be used as chopper blades! lol
♥
2007-01-24 00:35:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke makes me proud to be a red head lol -
2007-01-23 23:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by fitbint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny but not for red headed women. Be sensitive folks.
2007-01-23 23:33:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
and yet not again ... come on man last time i read some ov you joke i couldnt stop laughing
i blame ur wife (no offence)
2007-01-23 23:32:26 · answer #9 · answered by sean c 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop listening to the wife she is dragging your standards down..
:)
2007-01-23 23:32:29 · answer #10 · answered by legend 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant, loved it. Thanks again, will check later to see if you have printed anymore, now don't disappoint me ok. Cheers for the laught.
2007-01-23 23:43:32 · answer #11 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋