All categories - 22 January 2007

Just Grassy Darling and my last name isn't Darling

2007-01-22 02:11:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them.

Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.

Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.

"What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"

The cockatiel pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?"

2007-01-22 02:11:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-22 02:11:25 · 4 answers · asked by MICHAEL D 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-01-22 02:11:20 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I am going to buy an IPOD this week and I have all my music on my computer on MusicMatch Jukebox. Is it going to be difficult to get it on the IPOD?

2007-01-22 02:11:06 · 7 answers · asked by kristonianinstitution 4 in Other - Computers

Americans are supportive of our allie's troops, as they give their lives for the cause of the moment the same as our troops do. Yet over and over I see the British trashing our troops, and this included the British military. They say our troops are arrogant and in the same breath call themselves the best. American troops treat Coalition troops like brothers both to their face and behind the backs. Don't they teach loyalty and honor in the U.K.?

2007-01-22 02:11:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-01-22 02:11:02 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Aircraft

2007-01-22 02:11:00 · 23 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

i have split ends and its very hard to manage because its flyaway hair meaning that it becomes airborn, its so hard to keep it flat and i dont want to keep using hot hair irons on it because its just making the health of my hair worst, please help?

2007-01-22 02:10:53 · 15 answers · asked by Chloelouise 2 in Hair

it was put on this earth by god and if he thinks its good enough for us then it must be right? I say yes

2007-01-22 02:10:53 · 22 answers · asked by spawnof_thedevil 2 in Law & Ethics

2007-01-22 02:10:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-01-22 02:10:31 · 4 answers · asked by cherishhuff 1 in Internet

Bad boys or nice guys?

2007-01-22 02:10:27 · 20 answers · asked by beautiful 2 in Singles & Dating

With her father's sudden death this 8 YEAR OLD has been thrust into the spotlight as a "spokeperson". IN a way its good it keeps wildlife preservation in the public eye and thats what Steve Irwin's passion and his life and work was about, protecting the animals, but is this a good thing for the little girl? should she be allowed to be a kid and do kid things or has she NATURALLY picked up her Dad's legacy ON HER OWN? she seems very bright and well adjusted but I just can't help but wonder if it isn't expoitation of the child and sacrifcing of her childhood perhaps for monetary reasons to support the family?

2007-01-22 02:10:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I already know about Vocational Rehabilitation but are there any other agencies I'm unaware of?

2007-01-22 02:10:19 · 3 answers · asked by SusieQ 1 in Buying & Selling

anything about anyone.

2007-01-22 02:10:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

im interested in getting a baby rat as a companion for the one i already have. dont want to buy one from a pet shop so can anyone reccomend a breeder preferably in leeds,west yorkshire.

2007-01-22 02:10:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

Have any of you ever had a ghostly experience?

2007-01-22 02:10:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-22 02:10:08 · 35 answers · asked by Graycode 2 in Celebrities

some people say we go to heaven, some say another world or even re-born, i dont know what to believe.

2007-01-22 02:10:08 · 23 answers · asked by M00NWALKER 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-22 02:10:07 · 4 answers · asked by auditorsudhakar 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Dr for me please!

2007-01-22 02:10:05 · 26 answers · asked by kimbo 1 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

2007-01-22 02:10:00 · 1 answers · asked by ahmadtealondon 1 in Boats & Boating

2007-01-22 02:10:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For example,

I've often asked Atheists who demand "proof" of God what happens when a human dies, and traditionally the Atheist says nothing, and I ask can you prove it?

I don't believe in God, I'm more of an Agnostic, because I like to have a world view of things that have been proven.

Just wondering since I see so many people who find errors in the Bible and the Quran, if they have found any errors in their own thinking.

Self examination is so much more fun that editorilizing the Illiad and the Odessy, wouldn't you agree?

2007-01-22 02:09:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-22 02:09:45 · 15 answers · asked by Rohit Soni 1 in Government

Are they such things as temporary tattoos? Im not refering to those water stickers kinds. Are they generally available in tattoo shops?

2007-01-22 02:09:39 · 7 answers · asked by Kim 1 in Tattoos

2007-01-22 02:09:36 · 7 answers · asked by atayrh 1 in Investing

Is it better to have a mortgage on a house and if so why ( financially , investment, appreciation etc)) , or is itbetter to have no liens on your property and not pay any mortgage

2007-01-22 02:09:33 · 7 answers · asked by Capitalone 2 in Renting & Real Estate

I was about 7 years old at the time the Bears won the Superbowl and recorded the Superbowl Shuffle, but I remember that video so well! Jim McMahon's part takes it for me - so awesomely bad! "I'm the punky QB known as McMahon..."

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4606953615936485395

2007-01-22 02:09:31 · 5 answers · asked by Last Call 4 in Football (American)