A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them.
Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.
Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.
"What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"
The cockatiel pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?"
2007-01-22 02:11:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it so many times but hey still pmsl 10/10 x
2007-01-22 05:36:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took my tablet and then told the wife this joke but she found it very hard to swallow.
2007-01-22 10:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the best I've heard for a long time
2007-01-22 10:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol
2007-01-22 15:51:45 · answer #4 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehhehehhe! Thats hilarious!!! I love it!!!! A star to you!
2007-01-22 10:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! chris! you are becoming young and young, after that question, where you said, you are becoming old..........that's a funny one...lol
2007-01-22 10:19:30 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, slightly different but yeah!!!!
2007-01-22 10:16:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2007-01-22 10:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by LovePeace! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋