All categories - 22 January 2007

2007-01-22 04:06:08 · 11 answers · asked by ashlley p. 1 in STDs

Three guys were applying for the priesthood. The Cardinal was going to give them a test. He tied a bell attached to a string on each of their p enises. He told them that he was going to show them pictures of naked girls and if the bells rang then they would flunk the priesthood test.

He showed the first guy the pictures and nothing happened. "You passed", the Cardinal said.

He showed the naked girls to the second guy. Nothing happened. "You passed."

He showed the pictures to the third guy. Nothing happened.

The Cardinal said "All of you passed." The Cardinal turned to put away the pictures but dropped them. He bent over to pick them up and all three bells went "ding, ding,ding."

2007-01-22 04:06:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you have it?
Do you like it?
Would you recomend it?

2007-01-22 04:05:59 · 4 answers · asked by Gaetano B 1 in Land Phones

This may be a little stupid to ask, I was wondering if it's possible to get loans for living expenses. I'm 19 and in my second semester of college. I also live with my boyfriend and sometimes I still stay with my dad. I don't have a job~so I was just wondering if there was any way to get loan for living expenses so that I have money of my own and not have to bum off of my dad and boyfriend, though they don't mind. And if there is a way, can you please give me some info or @ least send me in the right direction.

2007-01-22 04:05:59 · 3 answers · asked by babyj06 2 in Financial Aid

If you had to choose between working as a binman or working at McDonalds what would you choose??

I would choose working as a binman. I would rather be cold and smelly than be the person that says "do you want fries with that?"

2007-01-22 04:05:57 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What are the benefits of nuclear power?
Why is it better.

2007-01-22 04:05:54 · 6 answers · asked by omalthe2 2 in Environment

Thanx for all your replys.....

First of all, i'm frustrated that one cannot enter into diolog by adding additional information and being able to reply to peoples post's to one's question on the same thread, i feel Yahoo needs to add this abilty....
How can we get this ability added...?
Is it a good Idea...?

Now to your answers....

Diognosing and treating a mental illness is a guessing game...Does one really need a 6 year degree to be able to do this..?

C_lotty....If part of the desease is that "thinking", one does not need medication" that means i still have an illness...
Q, Then why are they not treating me, to stop me believing i do not have an illness..?

Cuban_friend...If by "definition" one cannot recognise when one is haveing a epesode...
Q, then why did i admit myself when i recognised i had an epesode....?

I challange all of you and my mental health to provide me with impecable evidence that i do now have a mental illness and that i need medication... i bet you cannot...

2007-01-22 04:05:45 · 4 answers · asked by Messiahmonkey 1 in Mental Health

He said this before he left

"te quiero y te deseo"

i know te quiero is i love you. What is te deseo?

2007-01-22 04:05:44 · 14 answers · asked by Jez 4 in Languages

Heavan from Hell..?

2007-01-22 04:05:42 · 10 answers · asked by STEVE T 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have a list that has abnormal spacing between list elements. I've tried adjusting margins, padding, and line-height, but nothing is working and I don't know why.

I want the list items to be close to each other, but they have almost a full line-height between them. (Site is not online for review... sorry)

2007-01-22 04:05:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

I am terrified, I have NEVER had a surgery before much less anesthesia. I had a terrible, terrible experience with the epidural for the birth of my son (3yrs ago) so I have a bad anchor. Please recommend which type, general or local I should choose. They are giving me the choice. As much detail would be SO helpful. thanks a bunch. I am so worried. What if I never "come to?"

2007-01-22 04:05:37 · 7 answers · asked by proudmom 2 in Pregnancy

My letter to the parents
Dear Parents/guardians,

My name is Eugenie Lee, and I am a undergraduate student at Georgia State University. I am in my third year of undergraduate school working on getting my bachelor’s in Early Childhood Education. This semester I have an internship that involves me working with the teachers at Pre K-I class. I will be in this internship for 5 weeks. During this period, I will be working with your child. I look forward to getting to know your child and helping them grow as a learner and as an individual. I am very excited about this placement and look forward to this wonderful experience.
I am an artistic person, so I would attract a child with my art skill to have children fresh ideas and enjoy art work. Also, I like to visit new places. I find myself be very energetic with new experiences. Especially, I love to see many cultures. To get new experiences, I also like to read many kinds of books. Knowledge, wisdom can be learned which are important.
I would also like to add since this is an internship I may want to use some of your child’s work and may also be using video recorder or camera to record myself so I can observe my own teaching. Will you please send this letter back checking if you wish or do not wish your child to be involved in either one of the activities? Thank you for your time.
Thank you,

Eugenie Lee
Check the box that applies.

___ Yes, you may use my child’s work.
___ No, you may not use my child’s work.

___ Yes my child can be on video.
___ No, I do not wish for my child to be on video.

2007-01-22 04:05:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Preschool

Hi guys..Valentine's Day is coming..I was just wondering what I could do to make my guy extremely happy on that day. He's miles away from me right now and will unfortunately not be with me on 14th February..Posting stuff is not possible with us..I want to get him a gift first of all..something nice, sweet and kool. I will be giving this gift when we meet..But the second thing is, I just want to make it all very special for him. Show him how much I love him..I just want to make him happy and happy...Any ideas on how I could make that possible? The only way we can communicate on 14th is either through phone or through internet (chatting). Please help guys..and please give me relevant answers..I will be very very glad. Thanks a lot in advance!!

p.s: Its out FIRST Valentine's Day together!

2007-01-22 04:05:27 · 12 answers · asked by Silent 1 in Valentine's Day

is there any software?

2007-01-22 04:05:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

It seems everybody I've spoken with is pretty rude, and I haven't gotten a clear explanation of anything.

A settlement check will be written out for me and my mortgage company. How is the money released to me?

Rather than having one contractor come out and do everything (roof, garage door, rebuild walls) for a price near the total settlement (close to $20,000) can I outsource it myself to separate companies to save myself some money (and keep it)?

I'm completely clueless and haven't had anybody who will talk to me.

Please give me a little help.

2007-01-22 04:05:23 · 6 answers · asked by beaux b 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-01-22 04:05:20 · 9 answers · asked by CTU 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-22 04:05:18 · 2 answers · asked by Foot Foot 4 in Polls & Surveys

Ive been with someone for three years. but recently, ive had HUGE feelings for another person. we get on really well. he's one of those people that i can just talk to for hours and never have to think what to say. i'm 16 now. And i've been with my boyfriend since i was 13. we've kind of grown up together. And we're so close. I love him so much. I mean, i feel so good when im with him. He has cheated on me before, but that was in our first year of being together. But i've never had the thrill of being with someonelse. I've never kissed anyone but him. I've never done anything with anyone but him. My first time was with him.. Thats a big thing to me. I love him so, so much. And i feel so bad about liking someonelse. Also, i talk to this other boy everyday. we're close. have been for months. I havnt told him i like him. But He always tells me how much he likes me. All he ever goes on about is how great we'd be together. I'm just so stuck. Please help me...

2007-01-22 04:05:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-01-22 04:05:17 · 45 answers · asked by anand s 1 in Other - Pets

2007-01-22 04:05:16 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I went to the ER on Tuesday of last week w/ back and abdominal pain that would come in waves. I was told after a CT that I had a kidney stone in my left kidney. I was given NO advise or even given an idea of what to expect. The Dr said I should'nt be in pain because the stone is still in my kidney. I have burning w/ urination, and DR's found red blood cells in urine. My question is how long will this last? How long does a stone stay in the kidney before passing and does a stone in the kidney cause pain? I am desperate for advice, as my Dr seems to think this is no big deal, even though I have been in constant pain for over a week...

2007-01-22 04:05:15 · 8 answers · asked by Shannon 2 in Other - Diseases

For example,

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ah6W6CBCX5vD9LEKbcgDAs_sy6IX?qid=20070122084822AAcYxUL&show=7#profile-info-xSKcY0sNaa

I just scroll on down and see people who say mean things about people who don't share their religious view.

Why do we do that?

Why do some not all Atheists think that Theists are all annoying or mean,

And why do some not all Theists say that Atheists are all annoying and insignificant.


Why would a theist say that an atheist is insignificant?

What would cause a human being to suggest another human being is insignificant?

What would Jesus do? Would Jesus say the atheist is insignificant. Why do Jesus followers have such a hard time following their lord and master?

Am I demonizing the Christians (some not all, maybe that one in specific) for saying hypocrite?

Am I myself a hypocrite? If so, such is my lot in life.

2007-01-22 04:05:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

would that make him better than dan marino?

2007-01-22 04:05:12 · 9 answers · asked by rockstar_livin 2 in Football (American)

due a injection 2 wks ago and i havent gone bk for it as i want to go on the pill. the day it was due i had a slight bleed and only for 24 hrs and today i have another light bleed thats more pink than blood. could the depo coming out my system be the cause of this as its really irregular for me?

2007-01-22 04:05:11 · 3 answers · asked by tonih81 2 in Women's Health

no.

2007-01-22 04:05:09 · 18 answers · asked by candy rain 1 in Fashion & Accessories

I am asking this for a friend.
Apparently, Elton had a white face with black lips.

2007-01-22 04:05:06 · 5 answers · asked by david4thelord 4 in Music

Would anyone be interested in participating in a "National Do Everything Naked" day?

2007-01-22 04:05:00 · 9 answers · asked by Aaron H 3 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-01-22 04:04:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-22 04:04:56 · 5 answers · asked by BYE BYE... 1 in Politics