............Hughie throws up all over himself; "Oh no, the wife will kill me when I get home!" Tom says, "Don't worry, Just put a £20 note in your breast pocket and tell the wife that some drunk threw up on you and gave you the £20 for the cleaning bill, simple. Right, it's your round!" So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Hughie stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time; "Look at the state of you! You're stinkin of booze and you've puked all over yourself! You're bloody disgusting! My mother was right about you!"
Speaking very carefully, Hughie says, "Now wait a minute here, I can explain everythin. Its no what ye think. I only had a cuppla drinks, but thish other guy was sick all over me...he'd 1 too many an' threw up all over me. He said he was very sorry an gave me £20 for the cleaning bill!" His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is £40..?" "Oh, yeah....I nearly forgot....he sh*t in my pants aswell!!!!!!
2007-01-17
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