............Hughie throws up all over himself; "Oh no, the wife will kill me when I get home!" Tom says, "Don't worry, Just put a £20 note in your breast pocket and tell the wife that some drunk threw up on you and gave you the £20 for the cleaning bill, simple. Right, it's your round!" So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Hughie stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time; "Look at the state of you! You're stinkin of booze and you've puked all over yourself! You're bloody disgusting! My mother was right about you!"
Speaking very carefully, Hughie says, "Now wait a minute here, I can explain everythin. Its no what ye think. I only had a cuppla drinks, but thish other guy was sick all over me...he'd 1 too many an' threw up all over me. He said he was very sorry an gave me £20 for the cleaning bill!" His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is £40..?" "Oh, yeah....I nearly forgot....he sh*t in my pants aswell!!!!!!
2007-01-17 01:18:23 · 32 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ooowweeee funny sound just like my hubby without the $40
2007-01-17 01:21:48 · answer #1 · answered by maisyn3m ♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
7 / 10
2007-01-17 01:20:53 · answer #2 · answered by speedball182 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Story
2007-01-17 01:25:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-17 03:36:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
memories oh those were the days 10/10
2007-01-17 03:56:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaopmpl 10/10 best ive heard so far
2007-01-17 01:41:49 · answer #6 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is well funny i was on the floor for about 20 min lol
2007-01-17 01:31:48 · answer #7 · answered by lOST IN HATE 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OH what Happy memories.X
2007-01-17 02:22:03 · answer #8 · answered by Chianti Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11/10
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2007-01-17 03:44:08 · answer #9 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that brings back memories of my misplaced childhood
2007-01-17 01:23:01 · answer #10 · answered by busman320 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋