All categories - 17 January 2007

One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkbaord, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.
Each of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “penis” on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to find it again, but instead the chalkboard read: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.”

2007-01-17 11:31:18 · 14 answers · asked by rvnfn520 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Coffee Talk

2007-01-17 11:31:16 · 4 answers · asked by Specialist McKay 4 in Cleaning & Laundry

Would you and why? Example: sex, love ,attention, new relationship, excitement? Or all of the above?

2007-01-17 11:31:15 · 12 answers · asked by Destiny 5 in Marriage & Divorce

Who do you think should be president, I know alot of people white, and black, are against women takeing lead over our country, also there are people whites, and blacks, against a black man leading this country. Well i know, know one cares what i think, but i think that Hillery should be our President and Obama should be our Vice President, makes a good team, What do you think. I am not saying this because I am a woman, but Hillery has more experence than Obama.

2007-01-17 11:31:12 · 14 answers · asked by I am women 6 in Elections

Last week, a small crack appeared on the right hand side of the left pane of the window in my home office. It's an old sash cord window in the upstairs front room of a 1930s terrace.

Anyway, within a few days, the crack had spread fully from right to left, across the entire pane - about 45cm (18 inches). The crack is in one of the two panes on the lower half of the window, ie the bit that slides up and dowm when you open and close the window.

The crack obviously has nowhere else to spread, having reached the edges, but I'm worried the glass will smash when I open/close the window and it moves. So I was thinking I should maybe try to stabilise the crack somehow - with tape or film or something. Or do I really need to replace the pane? Any tips on what to do would be gratefully received!

Thanks.

2007-01-17 11:31:11 · 17 answers · asked by Chris S 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-01-17 11:31:10 · 3 answers · asked by curious1 2 in Other - Health

I've had IPod Blend/Blender (?) recommended as a good site to sign up for IPod downloads. Has anyone used this site and if so, what are your experiences... good/negative?

Besides ITunes, are there any other low-cost/per song sites that you recommend? I originally got a Napster To Go card for the IPod but then discovered (DUH) that it doesn't work with Ipod. I don't want to pay .99 per song, so am trying to find a "membership" site like Napster where I can download lots of songs for a fixed price.

Lookin' forward to advice!

Thanks, all!

2007-01-17 11:31:08 · 3 answers · asked by purplesometimes 4 in Music & Music Players

Should the daily stars go up with the levels?

2007-01-17 11:31:06 · 3 answers · asked by Out on a limb returns 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 11:31:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My girlfriend bought a new car recently and got a flat. turns out the model she bought had 15" rims, and the tires are incredibly hard to find and expensive. 14" rims are standard on the car and you can find much cheaper tires easier with that size.

Is it possible to drop down to the smaller rim size?

2007-01-17 11:30:56 · 12 answers · asked by Chris M 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I fell in love with him before he got married and my feelings won't go away. Mind you it's been 10 years since I feel in love with him. He is not happy in his marriage, but doesn't want to leave for his kids sake. We had a 2 year affair that ended this past August, but we still keep in touch through email. Trust me, I wish I could get over him, but I can't! What should I do????

2007-01-17 11:30:54 · 17 answers · asked by In Love 1 in Singles & Dating

I'll bring a nice bottle of wine.... What will you bring?

2007-01-17 11:30:47 · 2 answers · asked by jam961 5 in Singles & Dating

Im staying at this place called Nanoom Christian Fellowship.
this church provides shelters and solutions to those who have trouble with drugs. They try to heal you for FREE food, shelter, programs ....etc through grace of god
but this breaks my heart how come over 11 years over 500 people graduated from this place yet nobody wants to comeback whether they are successful or not..... everyone wants to forget about their past at least the bad side which is understandable but they also forget the people that helped them when the whole world looked down on you as a drug addict and rejected you. i've been staying here for about 4 months and I am so proud to be here and be apart of this church. but not everyone feels that way
right now this church owns more then $300,000 to the bank for feeding, sheltering people that jesus talked and helped same people that was rejected by the world.
i have no money to help this place.
how and who can help this great church that no one seems to care ???

2007-01-17 11:30:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Particularly, is the first summer of boot camp before or after the freshman year of college?

2007-01-17 11:30:44 · 4 answers · asked by Eager2learn 1 in Military

All I did was make fun of her behind her back, purposely hamper productivity, and not show up for work whenever she came in. Is this fair? I think not!

2007-01-17 11:30:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

he just can't give any more to a relationship? His time he spends with you is limited. Almost as if he spent a few days with you & you should be satisfied. What if he admitted that he didn't put full effort forth into a relationship? Do people think it takes effort, or should just come naturally that someone should naturally want to spend time with someone?

2007-01-17 11:30:38 · 9 answers · asked by Amanda80 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Did windows vista come out yet? if so when? And is it a good idea to get it? the only reason i want it because its a good gaming platform and i want HALO2 for pc....

2007-01-17 11:30:35 · 10 answers · asked by shojib12 2 in Software

why do i keep hearing that robbers can sue you if you shoot at them when they are stealing you things? i live in texas...does it apply here as well? i also hear that it is better to shoot to kill in these instances....if the robber can sue you, then wouln't you killing him be counted as murder? >.< why do we give such liberties to theives!??! this only further incourages them!!!!

2007-01-17 11:30:32 · 8 answers · asked by Ψ 4 in Law & Ethics

and i dont mean the japenesse version with english subtitles..i mean the sailor moons that actually talk in english...with no subtitles.. cause i can only find the subtitled ones and thats not what im looking for.
well thanks for your help
*Haley*

2007-01-17 11:30:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

what classes would i have to take in college if i wanted to be the first female african american president of the united states

2007-01-17 11:30:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

Dulchies are people who have moved from Dublin to towns like Drawda, Neavan, Kildare etc in search of affordable housing and who try to be real Culshies but drink nothing but "shots" and cider and converse at huge decibel levels.
Can the Legion of Mary do anything about this problem or should I refer it to yrman in the back of the Tribune from the Sawth Side.
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2007-01-17 11:30:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

to bring to you to throw for it when you take it out, my dog has a frisbee and loves to jump in the air for it and to show off to whoever is watching her.

2007-01-17 11:30:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

im 17 years old and have just started having intercourse again since 2005. A month having unprotected sex with my partner i began to develop some symptoms. I am sleeping way more than normal and i am beginning to have abdominal pain my breast are tender and i am always dizzy, i wonder could i be pregnant, however recently my cycle began earlier than it should have it lasted for four days before stopping, should i be concerned or should i just let it slide?

2007-01-17 11:30:18 · 19 answers · asked by taylor j 1 in Pregnancy

2007-01-17 11:30:10 · 3 answers · asked by patrick m 2 in Television

2007-01-17 11:30:05 · 6 answers · asked by abucklvr 1 in Mathematics

Has anyone had an event in this hall before? If so, is it nice, is it expensive; how much do they charge?

2007-01-17 11:30:04 · 1 answers · asked by cavitia 2 in Los Angeles

OK I'm going to try again,maybe I wasn't clear.I want to prevent bad stuff from being installed.I have Norton,TrendMicro,and Norton isn't up to the task I have all sorts of programs to fix/delete/remove after it's installed.Norton doesn't seem to be up to the task.I want realtime protection that will prevent malware from being installed.Norton has proven time & time again it's not able to do that.

2007-01-17 11:30:02 · 8 answers · asked by Jim C 2 in Software

i need a how to project now it due friday about any thing but not cooking dont anwer if you not going to gaive me a good one plz help i stuck

2007-01-17 11:30:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help