All categories - 16 January 2007

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office.

As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes, sir, may we help you?"

"There's something wrong with my d**k," he replied.

The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you," he said.

"We do not use language like that here," she said. "Please go outside and come back in and say that there's something wrong with your ear or whatever."

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and reentered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't p*ss out of it," the man replied.

2007-01-16 11:07:38 · 26 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Theme Parks, Arcade Centers with pizza,etc.,
Basically anywhere fun.....i need some help.

2007-01-16 11:07:29 · 7 answers · asked by Shundria G 1 in Atlanta

Who's better they both have successful movie careers and singing careers but do we really need both of them in the entertainment industry. If you had to chose based on talent and not looks who would it be

2007-01-16 11:07:28 · 11 answers · asked by Raphael M 1 in Celebrities

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2007-01-16 11:07:23 · 15 answers · asked by Lurker 4 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I'm in the processing of purchasing a new home. The finance company hired an appraiser, and the appraisal came in at exactly my purchase price. We really thought we were getting a better deal than that. Do they give you the true appraisal value, or do they basically say, yes, it's worth the amount you're paying? What if I would have offered $15,000 more? Would they have said the house didn't appraise out?

2007-01-16 11:07:21 · 4 answers · asked by Brooke22365 4 in Renting & Real Estate

I'm 14 and have been dancing for 11 years. I've been en pointe for a year and a half and on my 5th pair of shoes (YIKES!). I wore two pairs of Freed Studio 2s for about 3 classes each, Bloch Synergies for about 8 classes and 2 pairs of Russian Pointes at about 6 classes a pair (all of these shoes have been the hardest shank for that brand...supposedly) . I've tried shellac. Does anyone use jet glue? does it work? please help. Im pretty much desperate.

2007-01-16 11:07:18 · 7 answers · asked by Ellie 1 in Dancing

i did weed for the first time 3 days ago, do i still have the munchies?

2007-01-16 11:07:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-01-16 11:07:14 · 24 answers · asked by anonumous 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-01-16 11:07:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

can u pleasz explain to me how to make jello shots just want to use regular jello and vodka but do u substutite the water for the vodka or do u use water too????

2007-01-16 11:07:11 · 11 answers · asked by wanabmilf 3 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2007-01-16 11:07:02 · 44 answers · asked by Zhukov 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-16 11:07:00 · 14 answers · asked by Sam c 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-16 11:07:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

My 9 month old son is not a big fan of "people food" unless it's shredded beef, chicken or turkey. He's only 17 lbs 13 oz at 9 months old and I want him to gain some weight. He's active and almost never gets sick, but he only wants formula, 2nd foods, and those little gerber puffs. I've tried the diced fruits and veggies and he spits them out. He's tried things like mac n cheese and grilled cheese and liked them the first time, but won't eat them a second time. What can I do to get him to eat more table foods? He wil be 10 months old soon and I don't want him to end up a year old and still wanting baby food.

2007-01-16 11:06:57 · 13 answers · asked by d4cav_dragoons_wife84 3 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

anyone know? :]

2007-01-16 11:06:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Birds

they are my favorite team
i need to know
can u show me?
i want to know about the

2007-01-16 11:06:55 · 1 answers · asked by cartwrightfour4 2 in Other - Sports

Years ago, how did they find out you had to use Rennet to make cheese?

2007-01-16 11:06:55 · 5 answers · asked by bafler2005 1 in Other - Food & Drink

hi im a 14 year old boy and i got a problem ever night when i go to bed i cant sleep or anyhting cois i start thinking about my breathing and it dureing the day as well its like i have to breath for myself i havent told anyone about it yet cois it soo weried and hard to explain i hope you understand

2007-01-16 11:06:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2007-01-16 11:06:53 · 21 answers · asked by AbErCrOmBiE 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-01-16 11:06:52 · 15 answers · asked by tom b 2 in Cooking & Recipes

Hi... I have a 185/65R14 tires size and in my area i cannot find exept of 185/70R14 ....what is it's effect on the car.

2007-01-16 11:06:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

BE HONEST!! LOL

2007-01-16 11:06:45 · 49 answers · asked by SEXY CRML 3 in Polls & Surveys

whats the best way to cook frozen, pre chopped and bagged hashbrowns?

2007-01-16 11:06:45 · 12 answers · asked by crystal t 1 in Cooking & Recipes

they need to do to become more unified?

2007-01-16 11:06:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I think that the Spirit world exist because some can communicate with the dead without prior knowledge.

So if some can communicate with these energies, I then believe that we are of energy and just transform at death of the body.

This brings me to my question. If someone says you have to work with the "cards" your delt, this implies that we have some "plan" or map in life.

If this is the case are the "crossed over" energies privy to this information.

If you were to "cross over" would you be able to see the future of those alive which are close to you.

also if psychics can be told clues to a crime by a victim are the psychics pulling from energy of the victim or other spirits.

I guess that was a couple questions.

2007-01-16 11:06:42 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Religion & Spirituality

REAR WINDOWS DON'T ROLL DOWN 80'S GM MODEL CARS LIKE BONNEVILLES AND FOUR DOOR CUTLASS SUPREMES, MALIBUS.

2007-01-16 11:06:42 · 4 answers · asked by Kevin C 1 in Other - Car Makes

2007-01-16 11:06:39 · 3 answers · asked by Yer 1 in Other - Food & Drink

like just give me a link im looking at colleges and im interested it UCONN. and i need to find out more about their school.

2007-01-16 11:06:38 · 2 answers · asked by devilskier909 2 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-01-16 11:06:32 · 1 answers · asked by Helmut 7 in Mathematics

My husband went on a job interview and they said they'd call Mon or Tues. The last time this happened, I urged him to call to check in and tell them he was still interested in the position. He did so but left a voice mail message. ( I think he should have spoken to the HR person directly). A few days later, he got a reject letter.
Now he is afraid to follow up by phone with the other firm.
How exactly do you word a follow up phone call to let them know you are still interested and see if a decision has been made without sounding "pushy". Any tips?
(I think he may have left a "too confident" voice mail message that turned them off - he had several followup interviews and they didn't even offer the courtesy of a return phone call - just sent a letter.)

2007-01-16 11:06:29 · 3 answers · asked by what's up? 6 in Careers & Employment