A man walked into a crowded doctor's office.
As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes, sir, may we help you?"
"There's something wrong with my d**k," he replied.
The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you," he said.
"We do not use language like that here," she said. "Please go outside and come back in and say that there's something wrong with your ear or whatever."
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and reentered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't p*ss out of it," the man replied.
2007-01-16 11:07:38 · 26 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he would have a job aiming the toilet pissing out an ear tink 10/10
2007-01-16 18:42:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-01-16 19:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-16 20:01:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-01-17 01:53:06 · answer #4 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehhee!!! Hilarious! Thumbs up!
2007-01-16 19:16:24 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is one of the decent jokes you find on here. Very funny! I must tell that joke to my grandma as she loves 'doctor' jokes.
2007-01-16 19:11:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The joke was good and funny!
2007-01-16 19:33:22 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was outstanding, funny joke.
2007-01-16 19:24:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...wow. yeah, i think it's funny 6/10.
2007-01-17 07:11:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, maybe it's blocked with ear wax
2007-01-17 03:41:20 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋