All categories - 16 January 2007

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.

"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry... We can't hire you."

"But wait," he says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

The applicant reaches into his pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well, then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy winking and asked for aspirin?"

2007-01-16 12:34:26 · 33 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-16 12:34:25 · 11 answers · asked by HRG 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-01-16 12:34:20 · 10 answers · asked by artsyfartsyma 1 in Zoology

2007-01-16 12:34:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i shave mah pubic hair everi 3 days&now i have a cyst. & i had 1 on mah armpit b4&had 2 get surgery. so, i'm realli worried dat it's gonna get bigger&i'll have 2 get surgery again.

2007-01-16 12:34:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

I like this guy, who's rich and he's a really nice guy. But yesterday my friend was asking him to tell her who his crush is, and she'll tell him that I actually like him. Turned out, I was very disappointed. He didn't care about who likes him, and he doesn't care about anything.
Should I continue chasing after him, or leave him alone?

2007-01-16 12:34:15 · 11 answers · asked by emo_chik 1 in Singles & Dating

dropped your sweater in your cereal?
and then wore it anyways?
did it reak of milk?

2007-01-16 12:34:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 12:34:10 · 7 answers · asked by MBA Chick 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 12:34:07 · 4 answers · asked by buddyrhonda 2 in Land Phones

2007-01-16 12:34:04 · 2 answers · asked by DAMER 2 in Law & Ethics

The power switch on both sides only moves the front windows a few inches at a time. I have to wait over two minutes or so for it to move a couple inches more. Any thoughts?

2007-01-16 12:34:04 · 3 answers · asked by Gen. Lee N. Trubble 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

PAUL AND LINDA, DENNY LAINE,LAURENCE JUBER AND STEVE HOLLEY.

2007-01-16 12:34:04 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-16 12:34:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

Well, I'd just like 2 know.

2007-01-16 12:34:02 · 32 answers · asked by oxokittykatdolloxo 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-01-16 12:34:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

Jealousy.......;0)

2007-01-16 12:33:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Two long parallel wires carry equal currents in opposite directions. (up and down the page, respectively) Wire 1 is to the left of Wire 2 and its current is downwards. Wire 2 has current in the upward direction. Where would a proton moving at a speed of 2 X 10^5 m/s experience a maximum force?

a. between the two wires, moving left towards wire 1
b. to the left of wire 1, moving left
c. between the two wires, heading into the page

Thanks!

2007-01-16 12:33:53 · 4 answers · asked by Wael K 2 in Physics

do something stupid? For example, abandon your search for the ultimate truth, god, truth, etc...because you have something more intoxicating that you wish to follow. Would you seek the tangible, yet possibly unatainable, part of your reality, if it meant giving up what has driven you thus far?

2007-01-16 12:33:52 · 10 answers · asked by -skrowzdm- 4 in Religion & Spirituality

For example

" Why do black people always give me the evil look? ''

" Today I was on the train and a black lady just kept on looking at me like I was some type of alien, why are black people so stuck up? "

I just hate it when people write those type of questions, don't you?

A black lady could of done it, a whitte lady could of done it, a green lady with orange triangles could of done it, so how come when a black person does it " it's such a problem " ?

I swear some people just need to get laid.

2007-01-16 12:33:50 · 19 answers · asked by Like my avatar ? 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

and if so how? please i really need to know... thank you!

2007-01-16 12:33:49 · 8 answers · asked by Dee Dee 2 in Birds

its not liekmi ment to cheat i was drunk but its not like thats an excuse it is myfulat but i was so drunk i have memory lapse i cant rememebr what happnd that night but my friend told me and her but its my fualt for even being in that situation

2007-01-16 12:33:41 · 2 answers · asked by peyton d 1 in Singles & Dating

Would Okonkwo, Umofia, or neither be the protagonist in the novel?
explain please.
thanks

2007-01-16 12:33:36 · 2 answers · asked by KG 23 1 in Books & Authors

2007-01-16 12:33:34 · 16 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Take the big bang for ex, we KNOW that the universe is expanding from some central point. This has NOTHING to do with the existence or non-existence of God, if you believe in God, you would assume that God set the big bang in motion.

I do not understand why people automatically assume that you have to pick either science or religion, science says nothing about whether or not God exists, it's all about documenting the world around us.

2007-01-16 12:33:34 · 12 answers · asked by Nick F 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I am a very confident basketball player. That is, until I am in a game and the ball gets to my hands. I just want to pass it off right away. I guess I am just lacking the self-confidence. It's weird tho, cuz b4 I go into the game, I'm always telling myself... ok, this time, im going to make a move to the basket. but when i get in the game, it's like i forget what i told myself. nothing is working to help me remember to, and not be scared to shoot the ball. What should I do to increase my confidence with the ball in my hands? Cuz, b4 i go into the game, i'm always like, okay, this time, i wont be scared to shoot the ball. idk if it's the audience, or just the "heat of the moment" or what... an advice would be great. thanks.

2007-01-16 12:33:34 · 6 answers · asked by The Chef-dishin out the answers! 5 in Basketball

because i have been playing a ps2 game on ps3 but if i go to a friends house then im f***ed!!! i have the adaptable ps2 memery card thing..... but i can only download ps2 on the ps3 not ps3 to ps2!!!! do any of you know how to??? stupid piece of sh*t!!

2007-01-16 12:33:22 · 7 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Video & Online Games

Is it normal for your down there (I'm a girl) to be kind of a dark purple color?

2007-01-16 12:33:20 · 7 answers · asked by <3Hearts<3 1 in Women's Health

i say my mom having sex with her bf, should i tell her nextime to keep the door althe way shut, and not be so loud, i dont know what to say 2 her i mean shes in there right there fuvkin him and im really really disturbed, i also have a little sister and i have been keeping her away from the room, but like what shuld i tell her, sould i tell her i saw her?

2007-01-16 12:33:18 · 9 answers · asked by MELOSA 1 in Adolescent

What did you guys think of Candace Cameron being of
that's so Raven last night ? I thought it was great........

2007-01-16 12:33:17 · 1 answers · asked by koko 6 in Celebrities

2007-01-16 12:33:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys