A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.
"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry... We can't hire you."
"But wait," he says. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
The applicant reaches into his pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms. Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well, then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy winking and asked for aspirin?"
2007-01-16 12:34:26 · 33 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
reminds me of me when i was 15 going to buy them losing the courage because it was a lady assistant and buying something i didn't need or know what it was for im sure the assistant laughed her head of
2007-01-16 19:01:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a joke i heard 10 years ago and it is still funny sometimes you need to put a spin on afflictions, the person i knew like that was a great pool player and he had a nick name if he turns up like ronnie o'sulliven. Sometimes you have to make light of bad situations to keep you smiling. Until you you get a job that is right for you, you'll never acheive you true potential. like in learning you want learn what your forced to and you will learn what you are interested in. Rejection and dear johohn letters i've had more than you can count. Mrs blink should have gone for a job selling condoms lol i don't think he used many or even had the chance either thet he was winking too much an gave of the wrong signals. lol btw he must have been a great diplomat cos he must have been winking at men as well without realising it lol imagine doing that in a glasgow pub with your head intact and still managing to buy a drink lol
2007-01-16 12:48:48 · answer #2 · answered by tboyd322001 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man goes into a shop and comes out with a pack of condoms, Wow says his mate, good night planned?
No, says the man I wanted to buy a *Leeds United shirt but was too embarassed to ask.
*...substitute your less favourite team for Leeds
2007-01-16 22:24:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2007-01-16 18:39:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, although long was one of the BEST jokes i ever saw posted here!! Keep up the good work!!
2007-01-16 12:38:55 · answer #5 · answered by Yahoo Answer Rat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9/10. I rarely give 10's, but that one's good.
2007-01-16 12:38:49 · answer #6 · answered by cruztacean1964 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it.
cute
old fashioned, 'cause we don't need a pharmacist to give us aspirin anymore, but that's ok, it makes me think it's from vvaudville or something.
2007-01-16 12:38:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! yeah, i`m still just about awake,
gotta crash soon, hunny bunny!!
before i get to outrages with my comments.
more luv an kisses, as usual...
lol...cyber dave
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2007-01-16 12:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever punchline - and maybe you had better explain the joke for those who aren't getting it!
2007-01-16 13:29:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it, I sent it to all my contacts...... Well done for making me chuckle on a boring night shift!
2007-01-16 12:46:39 · answer #10 · answered by AlleJo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋