All categories - 13 January 2007

if you dont laugh your a hater.

A MAN HAS JUST LOST HIS GIRL AND JOB AND, NEEDLESS TO SAY HAS A REALLY BAD ATTITUDE.

THE MAN WALKS INTO A MCDONALD'S AN TELLS THE GUY " I WANT A BIGMACK! NOT TOO GREASY, NOT TOO DRY. JUST RIGHT, BETWEEN THE GROOVE.

THE MAN THEN SAYS "AND WHILE YOUR AT IT! GET ME A BIG BUNCH OF FRIES. NOT TOO CRISPY, NOT TOO SOFT, JUST RIGHT, BETWEEN THE GROVE.

THE MAN THEEEEN SAYS, "AND WHILE YOUR AT IT!!! THROW IN A BIG FROSTY! NOT TOO THICK, UH UH, NOT TOO THIN, JUST RIGHT, BETWEEN THE GROVE.

SO THE GUY GOES INTO THE KITCHEN AND COMES BACK FIVE MINUTES LATER. HE SAY'S "WELL THE CHEF SAID YOU CAN KISS HIS ***. NOT TOO THE LEFT, NOT TO THE RIGHT, BUT RIGHT, BETWEEN THE GROOVE.

2007-01-13 19:30:16 · 5 answers · asked by PrinceKattJohnnyDepp 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is marijuanna actually bad for you?

Just wondering, i smoke a lot of it.

2007-01-13 19:30:14 · 7 answers · asked by andrew b 1 in Other - Health

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Sweet pity: where would your love life be without it?

2007-01-13 19:29:56 · 3 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Believers: How do you kow?

Did Jeuse really want you to eat his flesh and drink his blood?
Is this a metaphor or not?
If it is, couldn't the verse about him walking on water be a metaphor for him being a good swimer?
or
The verse about healing the blind be a metaphor for him cleaning some1 eyes?

How do you know what's a metaphor or not, if you just go based on what you clergy says then you can just believe everything you hear bc im pretty sure he wasn't there and he is only telling you what he heard, so how do you know it should be taken literaly or not?

2007-01-13 19:29:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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Can x-ray scanners at the airport affect prescription medications?

The last time I flew commercially, I requested that my meds be visibly inspected and not put through the x-ray scanner. I was told the scanner would not affect my meds. The pharmaceutical companies that manufacture my meds don't seem to know the answer!!!

2007-01-13 19:29:49 · 3 answers · asked by RUF lvr 1 in Health & Safety

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Why is CNN only around when muslims are concerned ?

Take a while ago, for example. The ETA bombed a Spanish airport, BUT since the Basques are not muslim, CNN doesn't find it interesting enough. CNN does a great job at keeping people dumb. Let's just say it was Al Qaeda, it'd have 24 hours coverage.

2007-01-13 19:29:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

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can't play avi format in real or MP?

2007-01-13 19:29:39 · 6 answers · asked by yuksa 1 in Desktops

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What did jesus eat at the last supper?

My dad showed me a picture and I asked him what they ate and he told me cornbread and pinto beans. Is this true cause I love cornbread and pinto beans?

2007-01-13 19:29:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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How do you verify which web sites on here are lagitamite and which are phony....?

2007-01-13 19:29:32 · 5 answers · asked by jofrank40 1 in Security

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Abercrombie & Fitch - the current fragrance that is sprayed on the clothes & in the store?

To anyone who is currently working at A & F, what is the name of the fragrance that is being sprayed on the clothes and around the store???

2007-01-13 19:29:25 · 5 answers · asked by i7msc15283 2 in Fashion & Accessories

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What did R2 turn on in the Princess' chamber?

2007-01-13 19:29:24 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

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do you think technologys too advanced today?

I think it is. i mean, yeah it's nice, but like the apple iphone? thats kinda rediculous. there's already too much stuff that has a phone, mp3 player, internet (etc.) stuff on it. they keep coming up with the same exact stuff but different styles and looks. i think its rediculous, dont you think?

2007-01-13 19:29:22 · 7 answers · asked by Kera 1 in Polls & Surveys

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how do you take care of your skateboard?

cleaning, servicing, etc

2007-01-13 19:29:14 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Outdoor Recreation

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why does my 8 week old puppy have hiccups all the time?

2007-01-13 19:29:14 · 5 answers · asked by pink_raindrop_75 2 in Dogs

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how do i tell her that i like her very much?

Hi im deaf guy and this girl i like is hearing girl, im 22 and shes 17, i like her very much, her bro is my best german friend, and i havnt met her officially when i was in germany last month because she was in thailand for some exchange programe. i talk to her sometimes on msn whenever she comes online, and how do i tell her that i like her? or somethin like that, .....so girls/guys , help me to achieve my dream. (if you are willing to help me, im me or email at rahul_xxny@yahoo.co.uk)

2007-01-13 19:29:05 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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what life means?

2007-01-13 19:28:56 · 11 answers · asked by mrinal 1 in Religion & Spirituality

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I need help on kingdom hearts!!i cnt beet tha first enemy in tha castle kairis bein kept hes 1 of the 13 helpp

im in the castle where kairi was taken to n im fightin tha man i reely shud luk 4 his name bt its the 1 where tha platform keeps changin size n i get thru it all n i get to the part wen he non stop shoots at u n u av no chance of getin away i got thru it bowt 4 times n it jus neva ended it kept goin bak 2 tha non stop shootin how do i beet him!! help if any1 undastands wat thts on a bout!! xxxx

2007-01-13 19:28:50 · 5 answers · asked by Melanie B 1 in Other - Games & Recreation

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i need help?

whats the fastest way to lose weight in 4 months

2007-01-13 19:28:43 · 3 answers · asked by yp_stephanie_el_monte 2 in Video & Online Games

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u are alone with ur mom what should u do?

2007-01-13 19:28:43 · 9 answers · asked by sadaf v 1 in Family

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What IS your problem???

2007-01-13 19:28:40 · 24 answers · asked by NightShade13 1 in Philosophy

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Rape Victims?

How long does a rape victim have to report they have been raped??

2007-01-13 19:28:39 · 8 answers · asked by skanky 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

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firing ranges near los angeles?

im looking for a firing range near burbank or holywood indoor or outdoor it doesent matter but i dont have a gun so where is a good firing range were i can rent a gun and what are the rates to rent and shoot at that range?

2007-01-13 19:28:34 · 5 answers · asked by antelias 2 in Hunting

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if my grandmother was born in the u.s.a can i become a us citizen automatically?

ok i'm canadian but i would be proud if i was able to receive my citizenship is it possible ?

2007-01-13 19:28:33 · 5 answers · asked by lorie v 7 in Law & Ethics