All categories - 12 January 2007

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

"Is it true," she wanted to know,

"that the medication you prescribed has

to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,

"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition

because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."

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An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table

awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,

a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia

he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son;

do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well,

if something happens to me ..

your mother is going to come
and live with you and your wife...."
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you

stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem

worth waiting in line for
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Some people try to turn back their odometers.

Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.

I've traveled a long way and some of the

roads weren't paved.
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How old would you be

if you didn't know how old you are?
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When you are dissatisfied and would

like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when everything

either dries up or leaks.
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I don't know how I got over the hill

without getting to the top.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging

is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful,

but being old is comfortable.
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2007-01-12 01:20:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My two year old boy is addicted to that movie, he has made me watch it with him three times in a row! He has also started calling one of his trucks Mac, I think something funny is going on. ;)

2007-01-12 01:20:09 · 7 answers · asked by gypsyiiiis 4 in Toddler & Preschooler

2007-01-12 01:20:04 · 6 answers · asked by hayley b 1 in Football (American)

2007-01-12 01:20:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boats & Boating

2007-01-12 01:19:59 · 3 answers · asked by objectiveobserver 1 in Quotations

I am 20 something old and have realised there is a male strip club near me for miles. i think its a good idear what do u thing girls?

2007-01-12 01:19:44 · 10 answers · asked by kim s 3 in Other - Beauty & Style

he been going through some stuff and he said i was all he has and that he is lost without me.but the past two days he is distant and almost cold.

2007-01-12 01:19:35 · 17 answers · asked by samantha 2 in Singles & Dating

:)

2007-01-12 01:19:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

any plans over the wkend? x

2007-01-12 01:19:24 · 10 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Other - Entertainment

women: what is the color of your nails?
men: what is the color of your hair?

2007-01-12 01:19:23 · 35 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

me and my boyfriend want to **** but we can only do it in 30 min and we want to know what is the best postion to get the job done?
pleaz we need help majorly give you opinion

2007-01-12 01:19:23 · 7 answers · asked by sexy bubbles 2006 2 in Trying to Conceive

i was wondering if any body kew of a web site where i could learn how to write my name in arabic my name is ashley i have been tryiing to find one but i cant please help!!!!!!

2007-01-12 01:19:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

i had a yahoo homepage and i don't know what happend that it just got changed to some esafety list.com and when i changed my home page again i am not get that home page

but still getting that esafety thing

i don't know what to do plz help me

thank u

2007-01-12 01:19:15 · 4 answers · asked by san42 3 in Security

i get cold

2007-01-12 01:19:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Heart Diseases

of giving urself a bad credit rating as a young 16 yr old....Do u have to live with it forever, or will it get easier as i get older to get loans etc....How long? im now 21 and still cant get credit...will they use it against me 4eva

2007-01-12 01:19:09 · 3 answers · asked by Mandy :) 4 in Other - Business & Finance

2007-01-12 01:19:03 · 10 answers · asked by protocols 2 in Government

I have a lovley rabbit, which has been on a diet lately! She is just having hay twice a day and veg once a day. she loves fresh greens, and broccoli but what else can i give her? i have been told not to give her to many carrots, only to give them as a treat!

2007-01-12 01:19:00 · 19 answers · asked by lolly12341812 2 in Other - Pets

To be honest I'm pretty good at giving presents but after 6 years I'm starting to run out of ideas.

2007-01-12 01:18:53 · 3 answers · asked by Zebedeesnose 2 in Singles & Dating

Give me your best answer!

2007-01-12 01:18:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

For over 20 years (since I really cared after leaving school) I've read very little positive comment about the British PM (Thatcher, Major, Blair). That's two different partys leaders who have been subjected to differing degrees of accusations of ineptitude, inadequacy, fascism etc. etc.

I hear the same on sites like this from the Yanks (and also from the Brits who feel they know enough) about their leaders.

So how are they in power?

2007-01-12 01:18:41 · 26 answers · asked by PvteFrazer 3 in Current Events

I got a cat, male, 10 months old, neutered, in my appartment. He lives with my bf and I since the age of 2 months old.
A friend of mine got his little brother (same mummy cat) who is a 5 months old male, not neutered.

During my friend's vacation, I will take care of her kitten. Do you think the 2 kitten will like each other ? They never met before, and I fear that they will fight each other...

2007-01-12 01:18:38 · 5 answers · asked by tokala 4 in Cats

1) What was the first album you ever bought?
2) What was your first concert?
3) What was your favorite concert?
4) What was your favorite album as a teenager
5) Who do you listen to today?
6) Who is your favorite band now?

Me:
1) Ted Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever
2) The Eagles opened by this new guy named Jimmy Buffet who played this songs called Margaritaville. he he.
3) Yes was definitely my fave concert -- all 3 times, followed by Rush
4) The Yes Album
5) Still love the classics, Aerosmith, Queen, Yes, Zepplin. Now I love all music from rap to opera. 70's rock & 80's new wave rules.
6) Favorite this week: Gwen Stafani

2007-01-12 01:18:38 · 3 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

We have the South Florida fair going on right now and I want to go on the rides because I love them, but I am 8 weeks pregnant. I would never do anything to damage my baby, but will the rides do that??

2007-01-12 01:18:38 · 13 answers · asked by angel32984 3 in Pregnancy

sport cars

2007-01-12 01:18:30 · 2 answers · asked by rainny 1 in Buying & Selling

I just had one. Much better now. Faster......

2007-01-12 01:18:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

2007-01-12 01:18:08 · 8 answers · asked by Salih D 1 in Mathematics

he only gets water one time a day and it is not much b/c I just can't take the peeing anymore. It is too cold to leave him outside. Is it the age of the dog? We've gone thru many changes in the house, is he having a hard time adjusting to that? I CAN"T TAKE IT and am really trying not to get rid of him but this is ridiculous. HELP! anyone have suggestions?

2007-01-12 01:18:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

My son is 19 months old and I catch him crying in his sleep quite often. Like last night he must have done it 3 different times. He isnt actually awake because I go in and check but he will be tossing and turning and almost like letting out one big cry in pain and then its over. But the one time last night he cried a few times so i went in and picked him up to hug him for a few minutes and as soon as I did he was ok but I heard his stomach bubbling and then he let out gas. I guess that it is a possibility he had gas pains but this happens a few times a week. Does it seem weird? I asked the DOC and she said thats normal....? But I have never heard other parents talking about it.

2007-01-12 01:17:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

2007-01-12 01:17:56 · 4 answers · asked by nivya 2 in Cricket

2007-01-12 01:17:55 · 5 answers · asked by Strokes 1 in Hobbies & Crafts