A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication you prescribed has
to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
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An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia
he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son;
do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me ..
your mother is going to come
and live with you and your wife...."
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you
stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem
worth waiting in line for
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Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.
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How old would you be
if you didn't know how old you are?
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When you are dissatisfied and would
like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when everything
either dries up or leaks.
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I don't know how I got over the hill
without getting to the top.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
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2007-01-12 01:20:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what can i say 10/10
2007-01-12 02:55:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-12 01:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats mint i love your jokes 100/100
2007-01-12 01:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by sweetness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are all true...Eventually we all come to the point where we ask ourselves what do we wanna do with our lives? Are we gonna have this crappy job or do we wanna be succesful?
2007-01-12 01:25:34 · answer #4 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and when you turn older you dont give a s h i t about your looks because you have made up your mind you cant turn the clock back
2007-01-12 03:27:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
but if u could make 'em a lil longer...
it would b great
2007-01-12 01:44:54 · answer #6 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classically funny ... 10/10
2007-01-12 01:31:28 · answer #7 · answered by Chele 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are funny. 10/10
2007-01-12 02:23:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-12 01:24:49 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True. Good Ones.
Thanks for cheering me up
2007-01-12 02:19:03 · answer #10 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋