This nun is on the bus when a punk gets on and starts making obscene remarks to her. After the nun gets off the bus the conductor comes up to the punk and says that he knows for a fact that the nun goes to the grave yard every night at midnight and prays to god and if he wants to have sex with her all he need do is dress up and pretend to be god and she will do anything he asks.
Sure enough on the stroke of midnight the punk is in the grave yard dressed in a flowing robe when the nun walks in, kneels down and starts praying. The punk approaches her and tells her that he is god and they must have sex. The nun is flattered that god has chosen her but points out that as it is ‘that time of the month’ he must use the ‘rear entrance’. The punk says that’s fine and does the deed. The punk then thrown off his rode and says “Ha Ha fooled you, I’m not god I’m the punk from the bus” the nun then throws off her robes and says “Ha Ha fooled you, I’m not the nun I’m the bus conductor”
2007-01-12
22:09:13
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