This nun is on the bus when a punk gets on and starts making obscene remarks to her. After the nun gets off the bus the conductor comes up to the punk and says that he knows for a fact that the nun goes to the grave yard every night at midnight and prays to god and if he wants to have sex with her all he need do is dress up and pretend to be god and she will do anything he asks.
Sure enough on the stroke of midnight the punk is in the grave yard dressed in a flowing robe when the nun walks in, kneels down and starts praying. The punk approaches her and tells her that he is god and they must have sex. The nun is flattered that god has chosen her but points out that as it is ‘that time of the month’ he must use the ‘rear entrance’. The punk says that’s fine and does the deed. The punk then thrown off his rode and says “Ha Ha fooled you, I’m not god I’m the punk from the bus” the nun then throws off her robes and says “Ha Ha fooled you, I’m not the nun I’m the bus conductor”
2007-01-12 22:09:13 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i find few jokes on here that make me laugh,
good one
plus yahoo shouldn't give you a violation, unless their staffed by nuns and homosexual bus drivers
2007-01-12 22:15:24 · answer #1 · answered by daughters_a_wookie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pure Genious 10/10
2007-01-12 23:01:49 · answer #2 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 of the funniest things i hav read on here yet an im sure the punk enjoyed it really prob had another go lmfao
2007-01-13 02:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funnnny 10/10
btw why a violation its a joke ???? If people dont want to be offended they should try and develope what we normal people call a sense of humor and irony
2007-01-12 22:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by thunderchild67 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With so many thumbs up, I don't think you will get a notice.
A good joke, though heard many times, brought a chuckle...lol
2007-01-13 00:13:29 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an old but nonetheless funny joke and I don't see why anyone should get upset over it enought to report it - and if they did, whatever for !
2007-01-12 22:50:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one but heard it before, bit risky for a sat moring lol!
2007-01-12 22:18:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fair play that's a bloody good joke!
Hope you don't mind if i use that one down the pub with the ladies ;)
2007-01-12 22:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-12 22:11:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would undoubtedly be the same nun who ... never mind.
2007-01-12 22:13:14 · answer #10 · answered by brotherjonah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋