Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him.
"Nice pigs, sir!"
"Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs -- they're Arkansas Razorbacks! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"Nice trade, sir!"
2007-01-12 22:08:19 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VILE AND ODIOUS FART ...IT DON'T MATTER WHO I GIVE THEM TOO BECAUSE IT CERTAINLY WON'T BE YOU
2007-01-12 22:58:12 · update #1
vile and odious should get a life and learn to have a laugh i wish i always got ten points for all my answers i would be top of leaderboard by now still enough about him been away for a while still like all your jokes 10/10
2007-01-14 22:27:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one the serviceman is as daft as clinton 10/10 never mind the fart above me
2007-01-13 06:49:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i bet the pig was better looking than Hilary and the other more intelligent than Chelsea
2007-01-13 07:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, ....lmao
One should not loose patience on the adverse comments. One should take both comments, appreciative and adverse, in the same manner. People are variety and also their likes and dislikes. Have you not heard: One man's food is another man's poison.
2007-01-13 08:00:04 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
JOKE PEOPLE! Ha HA very funny.
lol that was a good one!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-13 14:44:40 · answer #5 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bill clinton jokes are a bit old now and boring.
2007-01-13 09:09:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before
2007-01-13 08:44:30 · answer #7 · answered by mary L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u need a change
have a life
go have a bath
2007-01-13 07:15:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Usually the stuff you pick up is really good.. but this one is bit corney...
2007-01-13 06:13:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mmmm I take it your always laughing at other things and not your own jokes!
2007-01-13 06:14:26 · answer #10 · answered by WISE OLD GRANNY 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋