All categories - 7 January 2007

2007-01-07 02:51:15 · 21 answers · asked by fran h 2 in Toys

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. Soon, he became dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, they had flush toilets, air conditioning, escalators. The engineer was a pretty popular guy.

One day God called to Satan and said with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."God exclaimed, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake--he should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

2007-01-07 02:51:14 · 12 answers · asked by Nafertiti 2 in Polls & Surveys

pick for my $5000 savings???

2007-01-07 02:51:13 · 4 answers · asked by wiselady 1 in Investing

What is the difference between a Sonate, Sonata, and a Sonatine in a piano composition?

2007-01-07 02:51:12 · 3 answers · asked by Maria Z 1 in Music

2007-01-07 02:51:08 · 5 answers · asked by joelw135 2 in Cycling

people have tols me that the pills can help you lose weight pretty fast....is that true?

2007-01-07 02:51:08 · 31 answers · asked by Prostidude 2 in Diet & Fitness

I am referring to a quaint restaurant up in the mountains in Cambrils, Spain. It was just too picturesque for words and I had the best possible paella there. There were cherry trees al over, a lake in the mountains, a swing, so idyllic. And Pepe's was the nicest man ever.

2007-01-07 02:51:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Europe

i know the pope is the head of the catholic faith and as catholics we believe that he is sumwhat of a mediator, but what does the queen of england represent for protestants? how is she of importance?

2007-01-07 02:51:02 · 15 answers · asked by Gucci_xoxo 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-07 02:50:52 · 32 answers · asked by Karthik G 1 in Other - Football

have you ever seen or felt a ghost had objects move ext

2007-01-07 02:50:47 · 19 answers · asked by matthew b 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-07 02:50:46 · 5 answers · asked by Blobby1 1 in Other - Diseases

2007-01-07 02:50:42 · 4 answers · asked by Cyndi W 1 in Music & Music Players

I recently adopted a 9 year old husky mix; and just recently she has been constantly licking her anus and vaginal? area. She probably spends about 70% of the time licking herself there. I can't tell if there is anything wrong with her skin in that area because she has so much fur. She also developed a tendency to scratch herself alot and sometimes nibbles at herself. Are these symptoms of fleas? How do I tell if she has fleas?

Thanks in advance.

2007-01-07 02:50:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

I am 23 and am very bi curious. Want to know what its like. Is it worth shunning from my family if i like it to much?

2007-01-07 02:50:35 · 9 answers · asked by Sheila F 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-01-07 02:50:35 · 7 answers · asked by LaPalma 2 in Hair

When a child is born, he/she has no religion, right? Then he/she is baptized, or whatever, and at that point I guess you could say that the child has entered into whatever faith the parents decided. The parents raise the child according to their faith. Now, if the child grows up to be an adult who rejects religion, is that adult not reverting back to the same condition as when he/she was born, and is this not closer to a symbolic "rebirth" than being "saved" by Jesus? The former returns you to your original state, the latter does not, so how, if you "accept Jesus", are you "born again"?

2007-01-07 02:50:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-07 02:50:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-01-07 02:50:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

2007-01-07 02:50:21 · 3 answers · asked by terry g 1 in Music & Music Players

2007-01-07 02:50:18 · 8 answers · asked by jim_walks 2 in Physics

Just installed new motherboard and proccessor, everything is correct. When you boot up the h.d. (tried 3 diffrent ones) and the 2 optical drives will not work with the ide cables pluged in. You can boot, then remove the ide from the optical or h.d. and you can hear it start up running, ./the optical drive you then open the bay door,. Am i missing something to fix this or is there a short or is the board bad. also, tried 2 diffrent ide bus cables. Same thing. All drives are good and work

2007-01-07 02:50:15 · 2 answers · asked by Lisa L 1 in Desktops

i am looking for the video of tony romo dropping the snap for the potiental game winning field goal. places like espn dont have it online. anyone know where i can find it?

2007-01-07 02:50:09 · 6 answers · asked by milwaukee brewers 3 in Football (American)

2007-01-07 02:50:07 · 2 answers · asked by HELL ON WHEELS 2 in Words & Wordplay

give a reason too or something..

2007-01-07 02:50:05 · 14 answers · asked by dancinsparkle31 1 in Singles & Dating

i was talking to a guy who i started liking. we were talking for a while and my friend is like damn are you two going out? you act like it. well we werent but i thought about it and i was going to ask him but i was waiting for a good time to. i heard there was a dance comming up so i was gonna ask him to the dance and then see how that goes and try asking him out since he told me he kind of liked me. well i really liked him.i am a lil shy so i had to get enough guts to ask him. i also am pretty bad at sharing feelings, i jsut dont really talk about them or show them. now i feel like kind of really stupid for thinking we could have anything. he emailed me saying sorry, a girl asked him out over winter break while she was here....she is from south dakota and he is from illinois.and then at the end he said he was going to ask me out. he says we should still be friends, it feels awkward to talk to him as much now after he told me how he felt about me....

2007-01-07 02:49:55 · 9 answers · asked by ~Megan~ 1 in Singles & Dating

Just wondering, i thought it was just UK and Irelande.

2007-01-07 02:49:48 · 41 answers · asked by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 in Polls & Surveys

My family has just got a 9 week old puppy of terrier/toy poodle ancestry. He was the biggest in the first litter of a submissive mother who took ages to wean them and was weak on discipline.

He is very bitey when playing. I've been trying the yelping method for a few days, but should I yelp when his teeth touch my skin or only when it hurts and should I yelp when he bites my clothing?

It sometimes works, but often either excites him, or he just ignores it, especially when he's really excited. He doesnt seem to care that much if I yelp or scold ("NO") him, or if I walk away (which I do if he's in a frenzy). Also, am I teaching him I'm submissive?

One guide said not to play tug-of-war or chase games as it encourages biting, and ball throwing games result in either him running off with the toy or fixating on my hand waving the ball and going for that instead, so what other games are there I can play?

2007-01-07 02:49:48 · 6 answers · asked by Stardust 4 in Dogs

2007-01-07 02:49:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Both Smiths(Will and Jaden) did a great job i guess ain't nobody can deny that though...!

2007-01-07 02:49:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-07 02:49:34 · 9 answers · asked by .. 5 in Philosophy