All categories - 1 January 2007

I have a heartattack putting them on.. such a hassle

2007-01-01 06:50:36 · 2 answers · asked by ♥ bARbIE ♥ 3 in Fashion & Accessories

Sardarji happened to participate in a competition,which was about
writing a shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery. Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read 'O god, my wife is going to deliver a child'. Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients!! Sardarji replied affermatively and gave his explanation as below:
O god : religion,
My wife: sex ,
going to deliver a child: suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
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who is the father???

2007-01-01 06:50:28 · 30 answers · asked by Blah ! 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-01 06:50:28 · 6 answers · asked by Coalie 2 in Polls & Surveys

What do the following words in "Land of Hope and Glory" mean, "the blood a hero sire hath spent still nerves a hero son"? Is it a religious meaning?

2007-01-01 06:50:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Royalty

I only know how to get songs I purchased with a gift card and from cd's onto my playlist. I just bought itunes songs and none of them except for like, 1 are going onto my playlist! Someone please just give me steps on how to get songs onto my playlist then onto my ipod!! Please help, I am REALLY desperate!

2007-01-01 06:50:17 · 14 answers · asked by Kristen 2 in Music & Music Players

I know that both of them are valid and I know what they mean and etc etc...but which is the original quote?

2007-01-01 06:50:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2007-01-01 06:50:01 · 10 answers · asked by Taylor 2 in Music

My parents got divorsed last week and I can't seem to get over it..plz tell me how to get over it.

2007-01-01 06:50:01 · 18 answers · asked by ? 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Why when i install IE7 ,i can go only on my home page(yahoo.co.uk).
I can't go in any other and when i try it shows an error messeage.
Is the ie7 ok? do i need to download anything else with it?

2007-01-01 06:50:01 · 16 answers · asked by yiannis the greek 4 in Internet

I got a puppy about a month ago, I've been trying to train her by crate training which was reccomended by a VET because dogs supposedly will not soil on themselves, My pup has disproved that theory. I watch her water and only give it to her during feeding time, in which she gets 15 minutes to eat and drink. But after a month of cleaning my entire carpet, bed, couch, ect. Im starting to wonder about alternitives? HELP. Serious answers only please.

2007-01-01 06:49:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

...abberations? Kinky sex? Inability to be fulfilled sexually.

Anthony Silva

2007-01-01 06:49:50 · 5 answers · asked by THE NEXT LEVEL 5 in Other - Society & Culture

for crab legs or lobster? I don't have any cheesecloth & I wanna make it now.

2007-01-01 06:49:49 · 3 answers · asked by Freakgirl 7 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-01-01 06:49:49 · 5 answers · asked by PinK Lady ♥ :] 2 in Small Business

What are your 3 favorite music artists any type of music!
My 3 are Elvis Presley Rolling Stones and Johnny Cash

2007-01-01 06:49:49 · 15 answers · asked by LedZeppelin4ever1955 3 in Music

I am two months away from the beginning of the track season and need some advice of what my workout should be up til then. I plan on running the 4x800, 400, and 4x400...i have ran the 400 meter dash before and it is mostly leg strength. I need advice on how to train for the 800 meter run because i have never ran this and believe i can do good in it. What do I need to work on in this offseason to really bring a show come around track?

2007-01-01 06:49:48 · 1 answers · asked by Matt B 2 in Other - Sports

y u mak lil kids cry for? like o my god, im olny 6 yearz old! O, wut now b? you got f'ed in the a. lol. u old ppl is mostly ideots.

2007-01-01 06:49:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

With all the talk about how crap Arsenal are at the moment and how we should have more English players in the side, and that spurs have good English players, my question is who would make it into the Arsenal squad, but you also have to state who he would replace , so it has to be like for like.

2007-01-01 06:49:47 · 18 answers · asked by ? 7 in English Football

had a complete m/c at 5 amd a half weeks i didnt need a d and c and my hormones a re back to normal and i stopped bleeding yesterday when will i get my period i bled for 3 day when it happened then i stopped for 3days then i bled again for 7 days when will i get my period???

2007-01-01 06:49:46 · 12 answers · asked by thereisonlyonebrightstar 2 in Trying to Conceive

hmmm?

2007-01-01 06:49:45 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ bARbIE ♥ 3 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-01-01 06:49:43 · 16 answers · asked by nvthissweets 1 in Polls & Surveys

Alright, my sister leant me her digital quartz tuner, but I have no clue how to use it...The needle does not read on the 440 (the middle) it is pointing way out to the left with no numbers...How can I get the needle on the 440 so I can tune my guitar to the 440 scale?

2007-01-01 06:49:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-01 06:49:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Putting aside various aches and pains, being unable to party all night, I'm really beginning to enjoy a glass of Baileys of an evening and starting to think that maybe Girls Aloud are very fanciable and can actually sing. While I'm not quite ready for the slippers and the rocking chair I do have my eye on one of those electric carts favoured by Hell's Grannies.

2007-01-01 06:49:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I need to lose weight fast! Like, 10 pounds.

2007-01-01 06:49:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Assume ideal conditions for the apparatus illustrations in the picture. What is the acceleration of the system if...


(a) m1 = 0.25 kg, m2 = 0.50 kg, and m3 = 0.25 kg

(b) m1 = 0.35 kg, m2 = 0.15 kg, and m3 = 0.50 kg

I made a quick version of the picture on paint, http://www.geocities.com/grouchy187/picture.bmp

Any help would be appreciated, thx in advance.

2007-01-01 06:49:28 · 5 answers · asked by grouchy187 2 in Physics

2007-01-01 06:49:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm caught in so many mixed emotions, confusing and other things I don't want to talk about. What can I do? Right now, suicide is in mind. I'm sick of hiding behind a fake smile telling everyone I'm okay when I'm not. How do I cope? And how do I get the thoughts of death out of my head?

2007-01-01 06:49:20 · 15 answers · asked by Perfectly Insane 5 in Mental Health

What type of electrical outlet will electric hybrid cars need to be plugged itno to recharge the battery? Standard 110, 220 or some special one that will need to be installed? Also how many kwh will it take. Are we going to be causing more pollution with the coal and oil that is burned to create the electricity than the gas the car burns? And with the high cost of electricity will it be cost effective if you have to charge the battery all night?

2007-01-01 06:49:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment

Do you live in the "Bush Whacked" World where you believe what your government is telling you, OR are you living in the "Hush Attacked" World where you know it's all propaganda & get the real news on the internet, dvd's and foreign press? The neoconservative establishment has trillions of dollars to spend on propaganda to keep you deceived. For example, to cover up the 9/11 false flag attack, the neocons had the COUSIN of homeland security csar Michael Chertoff, whose name is Benjamin Chertoff write the lies. And with trillions of dollars, the media is very easy to control, so you don't see any of the 9/11 evidence on mainstream tv. But it is voluminous and it is overwhelming. The "Flight 93" film is PURE PROPAGANDA funded by the CIA. Over 100 prominent people are petitioning the Congress to reveal the truth. See http://www.wanttoknow.info/911statement...

2007-01-01 06:49:09 · 12 answers · asked by protocols 2 in Government

why?

2007-01-01 06:49:06 · 13 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys