Sardarji happened to participate in a competition,which was about
writing a shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery. Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read 'O god, my wife is going to deliver a child'. Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients!! Sardarji replied affermatively and gave his explanation as below:
O god : religion,
My wife: sex ,
going to deliver a child: suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
'But where is mystery?' asked one of the organizer.
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who is the father???
2007-01-01 06:50:28 · 30 answers · asked by Blah ! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... thanks for the laugh dear i really needed that right now as i had a fight with my boyfriend and i was very upset .. thumbs up to you !!!
2007-01-01 06:59:07 · answer #1 · answered by whatever 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8
2007-01-01 08:31:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
F A N T A S T I C ! I give you 10/10
2007-01-03 08:31:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!! thats hilarious!! i heard one like it the other day:
"The girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for her college class and the instructions were that it had to discuss Religion, Sexuality and Mystery. She was the only one who received an A+ and this is what she wrote:
Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it. "
lol but i think urs is funnier 10/10
2007-01-04 13:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Funny! 9/10.
2007-01-01 08:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lolz. 9 out of 10
2007-01-06 04:46:27 · answer #6 · answered by a girl frm nowhere 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good Joke! LOL.
It's an 8.
Thanks for the laugh. Have a great day, and Happy New Year to you.
2007-01-04 02:22:51 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard this a couple of times before ..good.. give a 5/10
2007-01-07 21:15:25 · answer #8 · answered by smile2u2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, perhaps Maury would be interested in telling it to the people on his show?
2007-01-01 06:58:31 · answer #9 · answered by David L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! a well decent joke ever heard
2007-01-01 07:34:36 · answer #10 · answered by rathu s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋