Putting aside various aches and pains, being unable to party all night, I'm really beginning to enjoy a glass of Baileys of an evening and starting to think that maybe Girls Aloud are very fanciable and can actually sing. While I'm not quite ready for the slippers and the rocking chair I do have my eye on one of those electric carts favoured by Hell's Grannies.
2007-01-01 06:49:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Being cross that young people can't seem to spell, punctuate or construct a grammatical sentence, and what's more they think it's anal retentive to think it matters.
Finding that the latest fashion is something you wore when you were 16.
Being more interested in whether you're going to be warm enough, than how you look.
Having your son ask you if they had electricity when you were young.
Looking forward to being old enough to receive your heating allowance and travel pass.
Thinking about how you're going to feel the next day if you have another drink, and what's more, actually not having that drink. I never thought I'd see the day!
Doing the housework because the place looks a mess. Never thought I'd see that day, either.
Being amazed that teachers/policemen/doctors are actually old enough to have left school.
Being on Yahoo Answers instead of out partying!
2007-01-01 07:08:50 · answer #1 · answered by Guru Nana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Iknow i am getting old because i get into my pyjamas at teatime,can only eat two roast potatoes,listen to talk radio,use two bottles of oil of ulay a month,can't understand my kids strange language,drink cocoa and complan,forgotten how to use the dvd player and spent ages writing this using one finger with my new varifocals hanging on the end of my nose.Sighhhhh
2007-01-01 10:40:59 · answer #2 · answered by Niamh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know you are getting old when you start to say all the music of today sounds like noise and not music like it used to be. How can anyone sing a Christina Aguila song. Sorry I can't even spell her last name, now that is really old.
2007-01-01 07:46:41 · answer #3 · answered by angel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first signs of getting old is excessive nasal hair growth!!! I'm 39 but luckily I haven't got to the excessive ear hair growth stage yet. Thank God!! Ha Ha.
2007-01-01 07:03:41 · answer #4 · answered by WibbleWibble 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A sign of getting old is when you enjoy staying in on New Years Eve !!
2007-01-01 06:53:49 · answer #5 · answered by Angel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I found myself saying "Isnt this music loud" last night at the pub disco,theres no hope for me now.
2007-01-01 06:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by Pat R 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when policemen start to look young, you are getting on a bit yourself.
when you see young people wearing awful clothes and you think "what do you look like!" you are getting on a bit.
2007-01-01 08:28:17 · answer #7 · answered by naturemonkeyirrepressible 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
signs of getting old is when you have to put "L" plates on your zimmer frame.
2007-01-01 07:09:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sprouts.
2007-01-01 06:55:20 · answer #9 · answered by tallulaberry 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋