Hope these make ya laugh-Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'your round.' The Other one says 'so are you, you fat b*stard' A policeman stopped me the other night, he taps on the window of the car and says: 'Would you please blow into this bag, Sir'. I said: 'What for, Officer?' He says: 'My chips are too hot'. I went to the doctor. He said 'you've got a very serious illness'. I said 'I want a second opinion'. He said 'all right, you're ugly as well'. I went into this pub, and I ate a ploughman's lunch. He was livid. A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.' So I went to the dentist. He said 'Say Aaah.' I said 'Why?' He said 'My dog's died. My wife has stood by me for 10 years-she had to- we only have one chair.
2006-12-22
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